Floating Mermaid

When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole

I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid

by Doc-Johnson July 25, 2021

Yo moma

Yo moma is used as a word as in a response to message.

"hey how are you doing ..?"

"Yo moma"

by dookiemoma September 4, 2021

Sewer mermaid

Ratchet ass trashy ass no classy ass thirty ass bitch or manbitch a mitch

That woman is a pure bread sewer mermaid aka a peice of horse shit right out a horses ass.

by Heaven Lii October 1, 2021

Dirty mermaid

A female so stanky that the only way you could fuck her was with her genitals underwater, ie a bathtub.

Being sure to avoid any situation that could make bubbles allowing her her yeastie Twang to reach the surface, ie a hottub

It stinks like dog food in the bathroom and the floor is soaking wet..... you had that dirty mermaids around again haven't you! Make sure you clean that bathroom and whatever the hell that is is around the edges

by Le on January 26, 2022

Joe moma

Don’t get trolled by this it’s simple

“I’m going round joes house”who is joe?😈😈 joe moma

by burntcrisp69 February 27, 2022

Moist Mermaid

Tie a girls legs together during sex, then pull out at the end and finish on her body

Last night I did a sick moist mermaid

by Dan2024 March 10, 2022

joe moma

why just why

1: joe 2: who is joe 1: joe mo- 2: no do not say joe moma or I will kill you.

by \_:0_/ April 12, 2022