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Book of Mormon

A wonderful book showing the true history of life on the American continent. It is another testament of Jesus Christ and is used to complement the teachings found in the Bible.
The Book of Mormon has helped me to better understand the Gospel.
by darth_ginger7 July 8, 2016
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mormon endowment

Basically a "christianized" version of masonic ceremonies, modified by mormonism's founder Joseph Smith, who himself was a free mason. Brigham Young, the second mormon prophet said, "Your endowment is, to receive all those ordinances in the House of the Lord, which are necessary for you, after you have departed this life, to enable you to walk back to the presence of the Father, passing the angels who stand as sentinels, being enabled to give them the key words, the signs and tokens, pertaining to the Holy Priesthood, and gain your eternal exaltation in spite of earth and hell." (Journal of Discourses 2:31).

In 1990 the endowment was changed to remove the masonic penalties, wherein mormons formerly vowed that if they revealed the temple secrets they could have their life taken in various ways. Also women no longer vowed to be obedient to their husbands unconditionally, but only on the condition that he listened to God i.e. he wasn't a bastard and was "righteous". Probably due to the feminist movements growing within the church.

The tokens are secret handshakes you need to get to heaven, and you have to know their names, and their signs (made holding your hands and arms in various positions).
by The light bringer December 13, 2010
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moronica

Stan is a moron, and Jessica is just as stupid she's such a moronica I swear.
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moronic

A person that is a moron and an idiot at the same time.
When someone does something so amazingly! stupid! to where you don't know whether to call them a moron or an idiot.
by Chad Gerstmeyer October 12, 2004
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Mormon Party

A party which is considered normal until one person invites many unknown friends, who show up unbeknownst to the host, and were not invited either for a reason or shouldn't have been invited in the first place.
Dammit, David just made our pre-game party into a Mormon Party! Next time we drink at his place... upper deck!
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Holy republic of Mormonistan

What the so called state of Utah actually is.
"Damn polygamist marrying 12 year olds because he's supposed to be some sort of prophet, that can only happen in muslim countries or in the Holy Republic of Mormonistan."
by Docktor strangelove August 31, 2011
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Mormon Hold 'Em

Polygamous marriage. Made famous by guest character Judge Constance Harm on "The Simpsons."
While most people enjoy Texas Hold 'Em, Mormons enjoy Mormon Hold 'Em.
by Smokin' Bitch Magnet January 6, 2006
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