Monster Chug

A method of alchohol consumption by which the drinker pulls his shirt from his waist completely over his head, thus creating a "monster", and consuming their beverage through their shirt.

Let's all do a monster chug to celebrate that touchdown!

by Danw84 October 29, 2009

manatee gown

A mermaid gown size 28W and up.

I think the bride's dress would look nice on a thin girl. As it is it's a manatee gown.

by aaaadam November 7, 2010

modated

crusty, semi cheesy.

That's a modated cheese rat!

by james bronco October 25, 2010

Monster Turnip

Where you take the largest turnip you can find, draw a face on it, and then go take a shit in a watermelon rind.

An upscale apartment where santa clause is kickin it with mrs clause. A bird flies in the window with a bandana covering its face like a bandit, calls them Jews, and flies away.

-Monster Turnip Stories

by Knargle Consumer July 3, 2011

Monsterhol

A drinking combination of an alcoholic beverage and monster ripper on nights out.

Guy: Can I have a Monsterhol please darling
Barmaid: Most certainly sir.

Guy: Cheers babe. Keep the change.

by Cibocchi September 2, 2012

manatee tank

Area of glass cubicles in a company or institution inhabited by fat middle-aged women doing pointless HR-type work.

Dude, my direct deposit is two weeks late.... I'm gonna have to drop by the manatee tank in payroll tomorrow to have them clear it up.

by mightywurlitzer February 10, 2019

Monster in your closet

Your secret gay side, that only appears during Fridays

Menisnt1: Hey man did you know it wa-
Menisnt2: YOU MEAN GAY FRIDAY
Menisnt1: OMG LIKE IT's MONSTER IN YOUR CLOSET

by Mexxican Trump April 5, 2019