German McNasty Burger

after having sex the partners take a shit onto a bun and eat the shit sandwich then afterwards both puke into different cups and drink out of the cups and scream "Remeber the Alamo!"

Me and my girl tryed the German McNasty Burger last night n it turned me on!

by Mike Ockinyou June 16, 2011

A Loch Ness Monster

A bowel movement so great in length that the end of the feces is protruding from the toilet water thus resembling the "Loch Ness Monster".

Some sick bastard left a Loch Ness Monster in the work bathroom.

by Bender77 May 30, 2008

blue veined monster

slang for male genetalia.

my wife told me this morning, "she got attacked last night, by the ""blue veined monster"".

by msgruss March 9, 2009

Monster Cunt

1: an absolutely enormous vagina.

2: a vagina with fanny flaps that literally flap around any motion.

3: a horribly ugly or 'monsterous' vagina

"I did this chick last night - she had a monster cunt!"

by David Harris. November 5, 2007

Quief monster

Someone who can fart out of the vagina numerous times a second, also known as a queif master

During the slumber party the girls had a "Queif-off". just as it looked like Selma would win her mom(a 36 year-old retired female body builder) walked in the room and queifed like a terrorist holding an assault rifle at the presidential inauguration. she is now Classified as a Class "S" Quief monster and has been nominated to become Quief Queen of the United States

by Freaque nique April 14, 2009

drool monster

a girl who drools out extreme amounts of spit/saliva while giving a blowjob

My dick and balls were soaked in saliva after getting a blowjob from that girl. She is such a drool monster!

by RyTech CEO July 29, 2009

Monster Quest

A show on the History Channel that reveals the truths about nature that the government and scientists are trying to hide from the public.

Dude, I just saw a show on the History Channel called Monster quest

by turdmuffin09 August 12, 2009