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mexican jew byrd 

A Mexican Jew Byrd is a non-aryan sub-culture minority replication of a Skinbyrd; the female version of a Skinhead.
"She got the boots but her color is all wrong, she must be a Mexican Jew Byrd."
mexican jew byrd by French23 June 3, 2017

mexican seven up 

Mexican beer with a lime in it.
Shayne was passed out from all tbe Mexican Seven ups he drank, so Trey teabagged him and took a picture.
mexican seven up by Driftrat81 July 21, 2017

mexican short bus

The act of using taco sause or salsa as lubricant either for the anus or vagina
We ran out of lube last night so while rosita wasn't looking i gave her a mexican short bus
mexican short bus by Crazy mandy September 14, 2017

Mexican Turtle 

The act of pulling back the foreskin of a penis and pouring hotsauce on it before replacing the foreskin to its original position.
Yo this baddie gave me a mexican turtle last night!

Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge
Mexican Turtle by Hoescravejayy January 19, 2018

Mexican Teletubbie

When you put your legs behind your head and your partner wears a teletubbie headband and bull rams the top of the headband into your Ass
Hey John any plans for tonight?

Ya dude I'm gonna Mexican Teletubbie my girlfriend tonight
Mexican Teletubbie by MTinside January 28, 2018

Mexican Bulldozer Milkshake Supreme

A sex move in which a male, presumably naked, starts 30 feet away, behind a woman, also presumably naked. He then runs directly at the woman brandishing his genitalia and plows into the woman, signifying a bulldozer crashing into something.

Alternatively, a person performing this could have a friend hold the woman up and as you plow her, have him/her spin the woman around in circles, symbolizing a milkshake maker.

This is considered inhumane in almost every country and is a felony is both America and England, so you may only perform this move in Mexico, legally at least.
Jill: Hey Samantha, wanna come hang out later?
Samantha: No sorry, Brad just performed the Mexican Bulldozer Milkshake Supreme on me and I'm sore.
Jill: You do know that's illegal here right?