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Megan jerez

GURRLL you are such a Megan Jerez at fly swatting
by Ooooofffeeerergggannggf May 11, 2018
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megan

The type of girl who loves Andrew tate and spams the TikTok’s.
Andrew tate is so hot” Megan whined to herself
by caselovesjagger August 23, 2022
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Megan

Megan is an amazing best friend. She can sometimes be weird and annoying but overall she is loud. Megans usually have strawberry blonde hair and blue eyes. Megans can really make her best friend mad sometimes but there fights only last 5 minutes. Megan has mixed opinions on crushes and definitely hates social studies. But if you have a best friend named Megan try not to let her eat a rock cause she will try.
(Megan eating rock)
Best Friend- NO DONT EAT A ROCK YOU WILL DIE!

Megan- Oh ok!
by kweenbosslady January 17, 2020
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The Cowgirl Megan

When Cowgirl Megan’s daddy was shot by big bad Jessie. She got her revenge by shoving her pistol up his Ass and Sucking his Balls. Before Jessie climaxed, Megan pulled the trigger. Jessie died before getting a chance to blow his load.
Hence, when the fella is being an asshole, the girlfriend will bring him to point of climax by shoving a finger up his ass while licking his balls and on the point of climax just stop.
My husband was being a cock last night, so I gave him the cowgirl Megan
by CowboyJessie October 7, 2023
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Megan Thorley

A scottish female, usually in her twenties. Believes she is a black girl inside a white girls body, dependent on vodka and often emotional.
Will usually be found at McDonalds or twerking to urban music.
You're being such a Megan Thorley today...
Get out of bed it's christmas, such a Megan Thorley!
by Louie_D December 25, 2013
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Megan

A Megan is someone you should always care about and look after because she will always do the same to you. Megan's are incredibly funny and are good gamers (at times) but they can also be very awkward. She supports anything good (e.g BLM, LGBTQ+) and is a good influence! But, Megans are fragile which is why you should never betray one. She will haunt you and stalk you if you ever ditch her. Overall, she is a very nice person when you get to know her and she is a certified crackhead. Always stay with her, you won't regret it.
Girl 1: Oh my god, wheres Megan?! I miss her!
Girl 2: Same, back off!
Girl 1: Never! Megan's mine!
by Never forget a Megan. January 8, 2021
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Megan

A girls name. She can be shy, or brave. Confused, confident, or sly. Is half of the time right. Loves candy and junk food. Is usually very pretty and cute. Born in December or Spring. Doesn't think highly of herself but others. A nice girl, can be a troublemaker sometimes but won't do physical actions. She's smart, good at math. Okay with reading, not retelling. Friends usually support her and fight others who try to create drama with her. She might like kpop music and some english rap.
If you have a friend with that name, never backstab her, she won't let karma get you because she is the definition of karma. (btw this all maybe not be you...)
Person: Hey, I think Megan is kind of cute..
Friend: okay i finna tell her.
Person: nig-
by blueberrifs November 2, 2019
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