meat computer

A way to describe your brain

I'm a bit slow today, I need to reboot the old meat computer

by Youngmadhatter March 2, 2021

Meat sheets

The beefiest of pussy lips. Looking like some thinly sliced steak. See also skirt steak

Fucking Mary and I were getting hot, went to go down on her and she had some meat sheets.

by Doc Starr November 28, 2021

Meatballing

The act of dipping one's testicles into a pot of piping hot marinara sauce.

The cook was fired from his job after a bus boy caught him meatballing again.

by Hugh Jasphart February 14, 2022

Kosher Meat Market

A Jewish Meet and Greet Environment... where NJBs look for NJGs.

Hey Mordechai! Let's go to the Kosher Meat Market. There are bound to be some jewcy NJGs there.

by EricTheRed November 9, 2004

Mighty Meat

Literaly a pizza with only toppings of meat. More losely, a source of sustenance for weary travelers in the Kent area.

1st Scout: I'm really hungry.
2nd Scout: Yeah these onions arn't really filling me up.
3rd Scout: Shall we have a mighty meat?

by Soviet-Hat September 6, 2006

field meat

The chunks of grass and dirt that get caught in a football player's helmet.

"Did you see that tackle? he came up with some serious field meat"

by DebbiT October 12, 2006

metro meat

Eye candy on the metro or subway.

Guy 1: Dude there were so many hotties on the subway today.
Guy 2: Yeah, you like that metro meat don't you.

by MetroRider October 10, 2007