23 May

the ''fuck your girfrien'' day?

bf: hey, it s 23 may!
gf: so?
bf: LET'S FUCKK

by funckypuncky May 21, 2022

Mari-May

A Mari-May is a beautiful person inside and out. She will do anything for family friends or love interest, and she can always tell if you're feeling down. A Mari-May is very similar to a Annabell or an Anaya. Goofy funny crazy moos and is a bookworm. And will understand how you're feeling, Well...... She'll try and understand

Person 1: Mari-May, can we talk
Moomincorn: Sure ________ I'm always here for you

by Love_your_moom_and_naynay^_^ February 24, 2019

May 11th

a very hot taurus was born on this day, they work very hard for where they are now and face problems in the darkness. go and spoil them <33

"Guess what day it is today"
"It's May 11th?"
"Yes, a hot person is born on this day"

by crystalwhore May 27, 2021

May 13th

Give you’re bf love and affection and maybe head if she consents!

Girlfriend-Babe it’s May 13th i love you so much lemme suck you’re dick

by pussydestroyer2012 May 10, 2022

may 29

national be extra nice to your girlfriend day!

bf: hi babe! today is may 29, the national be extra nice to your girlfriend day !
gf: is that a thing?!

by jenofodas May 29, 2021

May 2nd

National cuddle day is May 2nd. But who knows, maybe it ends with a nice fuck.

Person 1: What day it is?
Person 2: It's May 2nd!
Person 1: WOW it's cuddle (and maybe fuck later) day!
Person 2: oh I didn't remember!! Come to my house!

by cloooondikee April 30, 2019

may bomb

A sudden gain of weight appearing after the first few months of the academic year; especially in catered university residences (southern hemisphere)

I need to the go to the gym, to get rid of dis may bomb

by Geraldiney June 11, 2006