Michael Handzo

Michael Handzo is a 5-4, 110-pound Point Guard from Elmwood Park, NJ.
Future NBA Player
Class of 2022
All-around Player
His twin brother (Dylan Handzo) is a humongous 3pt shooter.
Comparison: Steve Nash
Elite Passer
Handzo is a flashy dribbler
Handzo possesses solid quickness and is a fairly complete player to be so young.

Who is Michael Handzo?
Just a small point guard from a small town and the the next big thing.

by Drizzyouknowme March 11, 2019

Michael kalinoski

A hot young sexy boy with the fattest juicy ass you will ever see. He is very smart and hard to trick. His sense of humor is good but the way he takes jokes isn’t. A Michael kalinoski is a boy you want to cuddle with. He is by far the hottest thing imaginable

“Hey do you know Michael kalinoski?”

- “Yea and he’s fuckin hot”

by The Poopdoctor September 11, 2019

the michael jones

A drink were you eat 12 lava cakes then give a friend a dirty Sanchez with the chocolate and then chase it with everclear

Right after he took the Michael Jones he threw up for hours

by zon72 November 2, 2013

The Michael Phenomenon

A strange occurrence whereby a number of factors lead to an individual not ever being friend-zoned. The individual is always single and likely not looking for anyone, but is unable to create a friend-zone. They are always very good looking and good around members of the opposite gender.

"No one seems to just want to be friends with me. I just don't get it."
"Are you looking for anyone?"
"No, not really."
"I think you are experiencing the Michael Phenomenon."

by StrangeManInATux101 May 19, 2014

Throw the match

To deliberately lose a game or fight. It may be when one could've won, but wanted their opponent to score. Or it may occur when one suspects that their loss is inevitable.

The track star helped the injured, opponent runner cross the finish line. He has great character to throw the match of a national championship race.

by Justanotherpetal May 25, 2017

Michael Douglas

A finishing move during a sex act. A Michael Douglas is when the man cums in the girls hair and then slicks it back with a comb, resulting in a similar hairstyle to Michael Douglas.

Your hair looks like it was Michael Douglas'd.

by PowerSeries December 13, 2010

Match

A term referred to putting in an equal amount of weed to the rest of the people in your smoking group. In other words, if Pip throws in a nug of kine bud, Dudeman has to match the same amount of weed that was put in.

Hey Pip, wanna match up with me after school bro?

by Dudeman December 8, 2003