A Mini Pattison is someone who jerks off to Robert Pattison, Robert is a great actor but he will suck as BatMan btw if BatMan was a real man and not a Fictional Movies & Comic Book Character he'd choose Bale or Keaton over Robert Pattinson and Wonder Woman over Catwoman, Superman and Aquaman over Robins, Alfred over Red Hood and definately have Red Hair and not Black Hair plus choose Snyder Fans over Pattison Fans
Logan Farris is a Mini Pattison, TASM Tard and Mcutard who is willing to stop at nothing and said he'll sacrifice his own family for Matt Reeves and Marc Webb and thinks 300, Watchmen, Dawn Of The Dead and Man Of Steel are bad without even watching them and thinks he's a good noteworthy godlike Movie Critic and btw Movie Critic aren't that much valued thanks to Rotten Tomatoes who take Bribes and write Wrong Reviews
Utkarsh Singh used to be a Mini Pattison but Indian Mini Pattison Fans are rising and may kill people for liking Ben or Bale or Keaton or George or Val Kilmer or anybody else
Kellum Bruce Dietz and Aaron Martinez represent the Worst of American fans btw American Superhero Fans online are mature but Aaron and Kellum are exception Kellum is willing to kill his own friends for Matt Reeves who would never even know him and Aaron lost countless Debates to Tribhuvan and cries hard and considers Robert Pattison as the Supreme God and brings to shame to Irish Americans the toughest People in America
Utkarsh Singh used to be a Mini Pattison but Indian Mini Pattison Fans are rising and may kill people for liking Ben or Bale or Keaton or George or Val Kilmer or anybody else
Kellum Bruce Dietz and Aaron Martinez represent the Worst of American fans btw American Superhero Fans online are mature but Aaron and Kellum are exception Kellum is willing to kill his own friends for Matt Reeves who would never even know him and Aaron lost countless Debates to Tribhuvan and cries hard and considers Robert Pattison as the Supreme God and brings to shame to Irish Americans the toughest People in America
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