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When someone who is really short and dumb and ugly is also dogshit at everything they do.
steven jacob cortez is such a dumb bitch ass dogshit midget
by jacob1738 January 14, 2021
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Minnesota midget

While giving a blowjob the woman shoves an I've cube up the guys ass, causing his unit to shrink.
Hey babe grab the ice bucket you're getting a Minnesota Midget tonight.
by Reverend Jim Bob December 12, 2022
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midget beater

male that constantly beats his meat with a penis under 1 inch in length
by Jacob eat June 25, 2018
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metal midget

When you feel like you should have kept quite when you opened up to someone and you feel small and vulnerable
I was in counselling the other day but it just made me feel like a metal midget and didn't help.
by Your mother is a sex addict November 20, 2022
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Midget

A person who is small for his/her age and quite annoying. Often said to smaller men who are plain stupid.
"Look at ya! Midget" Care to get any taller?"
by equinox_07 April 18, 2018
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Midget Mash and Dash

When a friend that is under 5 foot 3 daps up 1 person at the function and goes home to play PS5
Alex trimboli preformed the midget mash and dash before he dipped to play 2k
by Tommyvercetti March 20, 2023
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Midget Supremacist

A midget supremacist is a little person that believes that little dwarves like himself are being opressed by large people and they hate biggers.

If you ever see a midget supremacist, you can punt them across a football field if they call you a "bigger".
"I HATE BIGGERS!!!"

-Words of a midget supremacist
by thefatty_Blow January 25, 2025
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