Feign Logic

When one says something long and complicated that isn't necessarily true to get a person to agree with you.

Boss: Did you steal office supplies from the office?
Jeff: Of course not! Why would I do that? I have a small investment in the company that supplies the advertising for the office supply companies so if I stole supplies from the office I would be stealing money from myself
Boss:...ok...get back to work
Jeff: It's a good thing I'm can Feign Logic real well (says Jeff as he sneaks more pens into his bag)

by StirlingPlexico June 10, 2010

Sydney Logic

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016

Lucas Logic

When didn’t hear about something before therefore it never existed until now

Nobody uses tea to talk about secrets. That's just not a thing.

That's some Lucas Logic right there.

by Spedball_Supreme June 18, 2022

Lang logic

No sense in the obvious.

Lang: how are you going to remove that bolt?
Dennis: I'm going to shoot it.
Lang: damn I didn't think about that.

Dennis whispers to Chris : lang logic

by Handler097 June 16, 2017

Logical Extraphysicalism

Logical Extraphysicalism, also Empirical Extraphysicalism, Rational Extraphysicalism or (sometimes) neoextraphysicalism, is an extraphysicalist philosophy and view that holds that the only way to know about reality and existence is by extraphysics such as the reality and existence as a whole are essentially extraphysical. Logical extraphysicalism also seeks on the empirical and logical studies about extraphysics, using of epistemological pluralism for do so, and believes that we will only be able to understand about extraphysics and its properties through epistemological pluralism advocating the using and testing of several methods and technologies until discover extraphysics and develop an evidence based extraphysics and even an evidence based extraphysicalism, evidence based spirituality and so on. Logical Extraphysicalism also advocates that natural sciences cannot determine, prove or disprove extraphysical things, extraphysical properties and extraphysics itself, being necessary the use of epistemological pluralism in order to determine, prove or disprove extraphysical things, extraphysical properties and extraphysics itself.

"Logical Extraphysicalism will be really useful in the future when extraphysicalism become hegemonic among spiritual and esoteric people, but there's a long path until it and more concepts might be developed until reaching so."

by Full Monteirism May 10, 2021

Sydney Logic

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016

Batman logic

Given enough time to prepare for any encounter, Batman will win.

Batsy: What are you, retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman!

Bystander: How did he just-
Bystander 2: Batman logic.
Bystander: But that doesn't make sense! How can he defeat-
Bystander 2: Don't question it. He's the goddamn Batman.

by PatchworkPsycho March 28, 2017