movie theater logic

Unreasonable plot devices and characters in movies that do not work when tested against normal physics and logic.

Titanic was a good example of movie theater logic in more ways than one-Jack could have fit on that door, for starters.

by anonymous-bystander November 19, 2018

logic dive

A minigame used during class trials in the video-game series Danganronpa

I keep dying in this logic dive!

by JoeMama170 April 16, 2023

Cannibal Logic

If a person or thing is eaten, life continues as if it didn't exist

Person 2: Hey where did your arm go
Person 1: hmmm i have no idea what your talking about
Person 2: your right arm is gone
Person 1: oh yeah hmm dunno where it went
Cannibal: it never existed, thats Cannibal Logic

by Lang Bomb October 20, 2008

hentai logic

Similar to porn logic in which a character in hentai will say or do something unrealistic that would not happen in real life.

Person a:"Dude, he just stuck his 15 inch cock into her urethra! That would kill her!"

Person b: "That's hentai logic for you man"

by kimberkat March 21, 2024

logic

something the annual testing has none of.

this stupid ass quiz has no logic

by i am a threat October 15, 2018

Lang logic

No sense in the obvious.

Lang: how are you going to remove that bolt?
Dennis: I'm going to shoot it.
Lang: damn I didn't think about that.

Dennis whispers to Chris : lang logic

by Handler097 June 16, 2017

fairytale logic

Caring about building happiness in the moment, a fairytale story, rather than anything in the future--where the building could lead to a fairytale tragedy or a fairytale happy ending--and since the logic used to get to the result was to build a fairytale, the type of ending doesn't matter.

Griffin: I worked my ass off to graduate from college in biology.

Sam: How was it?

Griffin: I used fairytale logic. If I didn't get the degree, that's life, since I made every moment I lived into a fairytale as best I could. And look what happened. I earned the degree, so it was a happy ending. But it was fun!

by Ereck Flowers December 17, 2014