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Abraham Lincoln

An awkward, introverted silence that falls over a group of people as a result of everyone zoning out. It's a scientific fact that whenever there's an awkward silence, someone is thinking of Abraham Lincoln, and that these silences can only be broken by invoking his name.
Max: So, I'm thinking of shaving my pubes...

Group: ...

(Amy looks up)

Amy: Abraham Lincoln!

Chuck: Wha--?

Max: Oh, thank god!
by wikiwikiwerewolf April 26, 2011
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internet lingo

words like LOL and l337 and sp34k. see internet whore. often goes on in message boards and instant message programs.
G3t oN A1M sO wE cAn Cyb3r
by Windows 98 cardboard edition January 11, 2005
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abraham lincoln

An Abraham Lincoln is when you are having anal sex with a women, and right before you jizz, pull out your meat stick, you spit on her back. Now she thinks you are done, when she turns around jizz on her, and procede to put your pubes in her face.
i gave sally an good old fashioned Abraham Lincoln last night.
by Ryan Rice June 29, 2006
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Lincoln village

a neighborhood in Sacramento/Rancho Cordova. The place is not ghetto. it's a decent and affordable neighborhood and the only ghetto in this neighborhood is the neighborhood near it known as mills station
Hey brah I live in da lincoln village
by lil dude916 January 23, 2011
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Lincoln

One whose fervor for artificial tanning results in a complexion resembling the copper shade of an American penny. This individual will spend at least 5-6 hours per week at a tanning salon, or gets a quick fix from carrot-colored self-tanning treatments.
All of that time in the tanning bed is turning her into a real Lincoln.
by S. Parrish January 29, 2006
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Abraham Lincoln

1. The greatest president who ever lived. He freed the slaves and gave African Americans the freedom they deserve. He is a big reason why we now have a black president.

2. What a young boy's pubic area looks like after the pubic hair located above the shaft is shaved. The act is described as freeing the slaves (pubic hair) and once completed, the area resembles the image of Abraham Lincoln. It is important, however, to leave the scrotum untouched in order to retain the visual similarity.
While I was in the shower I took a razor to my pubes and when I was finished my genitals looked like Abraham Lincoln.
by Ricky Jewell February 6, 2009
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Abe Lincoln

previous definitions but to a black girl and when your done you say "your free to go"
I came on a black girls face, threw my pubes on it to look like abe lincoln and said 'your free to go'
by wickadhawd July 6, 2010
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