Nuke the lizarards!!!!!
by The cat lady 189 April 29, 2021
Get the nuke the lizarard mug.Flat lizarding is where the male of the species tries to either scare an opponent or impress a female by dropping there Dacks and shoving there dick up against a window in the direction of the victim.
Brett: Hey Alex check out those whores on the bus
Alex: Oh shit those guys are flat lizarding us!
Brett: Don’t pretend that you don’t like it
Alex: Oh shit those guys are flat lizarding us!
Brett: Don’t pretend that you don’t like it
by Alex Bailey May 19, 2005
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Jennie Kim's second fanbse also known as "illies". They're supposed to be Lisa Pranpriya Manobal's supporters, but many of them are only doing it to spite Jennie. They are obsessed with twitter likes and trending tags, and they do not shower. They can be found on social media, seething, under Jennie-related posts
Lisards are bunch of social rejects
by Idontevenknowr April 11, 2022
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Get the Street Lizzards mug.a female, usualy in her 20's to early 30s roaming the garage area or pits at a NASCAR event hoping to hook up with a driver. Possibly even a crew memeber.
by stephliana August 30, 2007
Get the pit lizzard mug.1. A grouping of animals that share similar features. (e.g. cold-blooded, scales etc)
2. A race of 12-foot extra-dimensional beings that a few harmless crackpots like Icke believe rule the world.
2. A race of 12-foot extra-dimensional beings that a few harmless crackpots like Icke believe rule the world.
Actually if you'd read up on David Icke, you'd see that when he says lizards he really does mean 12-foot reptiles from the fourth dimension. (Which doesn't mean he doesn't harbour some bordeline anti-semitic beliefs, just that the lizards aren't one of them). The guys a harmless maniac, not the next Hitler.
by Paranoia833 June 20, 2004
Get the lizards mug.Refers to a person who has had drunken sex with a really fat chick
How to spot a Liardius:
1. He will claim the next morning to have been blackout. By claiming to be blackout this person both shirks the responsibility for their 'unappetizing' hook-up and avoids having to divulge the vile details of their sexual encounter. Do not be fooled: A Liardius remembers everything from the night before. He is merely trying to hide his secret love for fat girls.
2. You see him the next morning putting his sheets in the wash (washing away both the sweaty fat juice and the shame (metaphorically))
3. He is a premium member of the 'one ton club'.
Warning: In a last ditch effort to avoid the embarrassment of his portly deeds, a Liardius may try to blame his friends/roomates for not stopping him from "making the biggest mistake of his life"(A common Liardius phrase). Again, do not fall for this trick- you no know whats up.
How to spot a Liardius:
1. He will claim the next morning to have been blackout. By claiming to be blackout this person both shirks the responsibility for their 'unappetizing' hook-up and avoids having to divulge the vile details of their sexual encounter. Do not be fooled: A Liardius remembers everything from the night before. He is merely trying to hide his secret love for fat girls.
2. You see him the next morning putting his sheets in the wash (washing away both the sweaty fat juice and the shame (metaphorically))
3. He is a premium member of the 'one ton club'.
Warning: In a last ditch effort to avoid the embarrassment of his portly deeds, a Liardius may try to blame his friends/roomates for not stopping him from "making the biggest mistake of his life"(A common Liardius phrase). Again, do not fall for this trick- you no know whats up.
1. Good God, I never figured you for a Liardius.
2. Thats a Liardius for you- what did you expect.
3. He pulled a Liardius
2. Thats a Liardius for you- what did you expect.
3. He pulled a Liardius
by Yea Ton' September 20, 2006
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