Teenager's version of cellulite.
When teen girls think they have cellulite but are only developing Gogurt legs...Just being self conscious.
When teen girls think they have cellulite but are only developing Gogurt legs...Just being self conscious.
Girl, "Gosh, i'm so fat and the back of my legs have so much cellulite."
Mom, "NO. Your 14 year old legs are Gogurt Legs. I have 2% fat cottage cheese cellulite on my 42 year old legs."
Mom, "NO. Your 14 year old legs are Gogurt Legs. I have 2% fat cottage cheese cellulite on my 42 year old legs."
by AMAZINGCHICHA! April 5, 2010

Where the shins and calves are mottled with various bruises, nicks, and scrapes due to bicycle pedals gone awry. This can happen on any type of bicycle where the user is sloppy about getting their feet situated on the pedals. A special instance might be trying to get one's feet back on spinning fixie pedals.
I've got a bad case of bicycle legs after last night's critical mass so I probably shouldn't wear a skirt to church tomorrow.
by scoobiewu April 25, 2009

by Candy Pumpkin July 20, 2017

by courtanee April 21, 2008

When someone's leg is split in half, separating the tibia and fibula up through the knee. Resulting in the appearance of 4 legs in total
by T10Alliance December 20, 2010

The act of premature ejaculation of a male upon the leg of the female partner before intercourse.
Also, a noun, usually an insult.
Also, a noun, usually an insult.
by Homerette May 26, 2008

by Ash Dawe December 12, 2007
