Jo Momma; an incel's figurative mother; a fake name assigned by a troll to the mother of their male victim's (online) persona, (i.e., LARPers; an incel; a simp; a fellow troll; etc.) used for the soul purpose of trolling, bullying and potentially triggering their target.
'Jo Momma' is usually a name-holder (or name replacement value) used for the, often figurative, paternal female of one's online male nemesis - usually an incel; OR: one who has not revealed enough about himself to get doxxed and expose his, or any of his family's, personal information; and is therefor the subject of attack by online trolls and bullies with preliminary, nuanced trolling and bullying.
'Jo Momma' is usually a name-holder (or name replacement value) used for the, often figurative, paternal female of one's online male nemesis - usually an incel; OR: one who has not revealed enough about himself to get doxxed and expose his, or any of his family's, personal information; and is therefor the subject of attack by online trolls and bullies with preliminary, nuanced trolling and bullying.
Jo Momma has amazingly come out of an extended 10 year coma today, after May-Hu-Gee Wang rear-ended and smashed her Mini to smithereens with his semi monster-hybrid . It's believed that Jo Momma was still inexperienced handling stick at the time, and instead pulling off, had further backed up into May-Hu-Gee Wang's heavy oncoming load. Equipped for deep-drill fracking, the weight and ton of May Wang's disproportionately massive sized rig, ferociously rammed head first into the compact back-boot of Jo Momma's comparatively tiny dinky. May Wang's colossal LXXX-footer plowed into Jo Momma with such intense velocity, that the entire length of her soft interior velour velvet covering, had been reduced to nothing more than a fist-sized pinkish clump of crumpled rag, stuffed into furious flurry all the way up her, likewise emaciated, glovebox compartment. Taking the full-force of May Wang's humongous haul had all but flattened her lovely lady ride into a generous portion of stacked pancakes , smeared with more than a generous, extra-large dolloping of brown syrup. One could say it was a mouthwatering brunch, but only for the jaws of life, who hungrily dug into what was once Jo Momma's comfortable warm Cooper, but had become her trap... banged-up & mangled beyond recognition... yet still glistening with lustrous galore from the wet downpour that had come down in and the , that fateful day Hershey's highway, route 69.
by gruz_the_ugh November 4, 2022
Get the jo mommamug. One of the most beautiful girls on the planet. She's always smiling. Brings joy to others. But if you cross her once there is no shame on you. Your gone the first time no re-due. So keep on her good side or you'll regret it
by Assila123 January 11, 2021
Get the Karly Jomug. by Giant Oscar January 15, 2025
Get the There’s something of the Jo Oakley about you.mug. Stephanie is a strong, dependable person. She is loyal, and if you are her friend, she will fight for you (if you deserve it). She will also always tell you the facts.
Stephanie loves animals, and cries for the goldfish in their bowls because she wants them to have more space. She’s from Colorado (you will know this soon after meeting her) and her tattoos make her seem WAY cooler than she actually is. She’ll get you worried about Sonja and her drinking problem, and can be relied on for a product recommendation. And comparison products.
Her Dutch heritage makes her a good source of baking knowledge, and she’ll surprise you with her bartending skills. Stephanie is always down for a good time, and won’t leave you hanging. Don’t take her for granted.
Stephanie loves animals, and cries for the goldfish in their bowls because she wants them to have more space. She’s from Colorado (you will know this soon after meeting her) and her tattoos make her seem WAY cooler than she actually is. She’ll get you worried about Sonja and her drinking problem, and can be relied on for a product recommendation. And comparison products.
Her Dutch heritage makes her a good source of baking knowledge, and she’ll surprise you with her bartending skills. Stephanie is always down for a good time, and won’t leave you hanging. Don’t take her for granted.
by neimanialoudandannoying November 24, 2021
Get the Stephanie Jomug. The most amazing girl in the world. She has beautiful eyes and blonde curly hair. If you’re lucky enough to be her boyfriend, then you’ll know how kind and caring she is. She can be a handful, but she’s always worth it.
by Kryptek November 5, 2020
Get the Shala-Jomug. by anonymous January 24, 2022
Get the bo jomug. 