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jon olav

Its a norwegian name used for intelligent people or people that loves BMW, everyone else knows that BMW is bad, but this creature that spawns in Norway thinks it is good. His friends are usually idiots but he still loves them, if u ever meet a Jon Olav you are the luckiest guy ever because he is a cute boy.
"Hey did you meet my new friend he is into bmw"
"Dude he has to be a Jon Olav"
by ItzBirk March 16, 2018
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Jon

Jon, not Jonathan... just Jon. The direct opposite of sex god. Mediocre. Has a lot to learn. Kind and smart but says shit like "juice" and "like hello".
Jon lost his juul.
by Rach.1221 May 6, 2020
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Jon

Jon is a guy who trys to fit in but deep down hes gay but doesnt want to admit it. He acts very gay and doesnt want to admit it. All of his friends know hes gay and he gets mad at them.
Wow did you see how gay jon was acting the other day? Yeah I know hes always like that Jon's pretty gay
by Longgggg November 27, 2018
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Jon

Make plans that sound awesome and not follow through.
Adjective:“He was going to take me to his guy to get a tattoo for my birthday. That was last year. Something about this feels Jonnish.”

Verb: “ He said we are going to that awesome gay bar to do karaoke, I have really been practicing and everything! I hope he isn’t going to Jon me again”

(Antonym) JEN

A friend who follows through on fun things.

“Dude, of course we will go to the concert.” “She Jens, she doesn’t Jon”.
by Frosty75 February 15, 2019
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Jon as

A gay guy from Tiro
by kangaa1 November 9, 2017
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Jon

A semen and maple stripe slurry added to Michigan pancakes.
Alice: whip up some Jon for my pancakes.
Bob: okay, gimme a minute
by LoveEveryWomanISee January 17, 2024
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Alabama Jon

When one is so retarded that they fuck themselves in the mirror
Jon Hood is a Alabama Jon.
by GArycoleman870 January 30, 2018
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