dicks like jesus

When your dick is as awesome as Jesus.

My dick plays on the double feature screen, your dick went straight to DVD. We got dicks like Jesus

by wegottalettheworldknow June 26, 2008

jesusfuck

A curse word and highly irresponsible interjection.

(apologies to all you religious types, but it IS used every now and then...)

Mr A: Hey, man, catch!
Mr B: OH JESUSFUCK! *SMACK*

by Garnet Red September 28, 2004

jesus freak

Someone who persists in talking about the importance of Jesus in their life and the world to the point of being rude.

Oh no, the Jesus Freak is spouting off again.

by Observer52 August 30, 2005

Jesus Ponies

Slang used to describe Dinosaurs, there is a Facebook page "Dinosaurs are Jesus Ponies!!"

Also, a blog about Sarah Palin states that she believes in Jesus Ponies

Should be the official phrase to describe Dinosaurs

Friend 1: Dude! look at those awesome Jesus Ponies!

Friend 2: What? Don't you mean Dinosaurs?

Friend 1: Nope, those are definitely Jesus Ponies.

by chunk norris December 3, 2010

Jesus freak

One who is passionate about Jesus and is unashamed enough to share with others what he has done in his or her life. They do not care what others think of them for being a follower of Jesus. Although, sadly, some are rude and unloving in the way they treat others and share their faith with others, those who are truly Christlike humbly admit that they are not perfect and that's why they need a savior. Usually used as a derogatory term.

Mark seems like a Jesus freak. He never lets a conversation go by without talking about Jesus. He even blasts Christian rap through his grill while driving around town.

by Gnatcicle January 27, 2014

Jesus

A pretty cool guy whose reputation has been run down by his horrible fan-club.

Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.”

Dude: “Hey! What the hell are you doing to my car???”
Other dude: “Jesus’ will.”

by Shard February 28, 2005

Jesús

The world's hottest Spanish boy there is to live, be stunned by his beautiful dark eyes. Incredibly strong and athletic and knows how to treat his lady right. Although he may come off as nice in the begging, once you get to know him you can't forget him.

Hey have you heard of Jesús the new kid?

Yea he seems really nice and quite hot

by Jake Paul superfan December 25, 2017