jewish sailor

A dope ass sandwich from a local sandwich shop. Or a fancy sex move where a male takes his penis and thrusts it into his partner’s booty hole to the song “Come Sail Away” by Styx.

The Jewish Sailor filled me up good last night.

by Stone N’ Bone #420 July 1, 2019

Jewish Christmas

When you have that one Jewish friend and it’s November 1st so you play Christmas music but they don’t celebrate it so on this day it’s ok to play Christmas and Hanukkah music

“ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEARRRR”

(Jewish friend) LETS DECORATE I LOVE CHRISTMAS
It’s Jewish Christmas!

by Snazztabulous Avocado🥑 November 1, 2019

Jewish dictators

Government leaders who happen to be Jewish who have big noses.

The Jewish dictators are coming for us.

by Zeus! October 2, 2021

Jewish baptism

The act of oral being performed on a Jewish girl from a Catholic boy to the point she squirts all over him

So I met this guy, a Catholic boy from Brooklyn. He went down on me so well that I ended up giving him a Jewish baptism.

by NJG420 May 4, 2024

Jewish Lemonade

A beverage made of free lemon slices, water, and sugar packets. It is usually made by customers at In-N-Out.

Nothing says hilariously unkosher like a double double with bacon, cheese, and a cup of Jewish Lemonade.

by davidrgarber June 15, 2016

jewish clamtrap

A women who unexpectedly asks for pay after intercourse.

Hey dude, that girl last night was a Jewish clamtrap, I wouldn't go for her man.

by Gell Lemons February 21, 2021

Jewish Mormons

a Jewish family with 4 or more kids

The Goldberg’s are Jewish Mormons.

by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022