january 20th

the day a stupid bitch was born but also the day an amazing mom was born. fuck you natalie
“bro it’s january 20th!”

“yeah it’s my moms birthday. that dumb cunt natalie was born today”
by ywcunt October 28, 2019
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January 2nd

Anyone can ask anyone for a ass pic and they have to!
"why did u send Josh an ass pic sally?"

"Didn't u u know that January 2nd anyone can ask for a ass pic from anyone?"
by Jackmeoffjerry January 01, 2021
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January 19

January 19th is couples day, the day that all couples should spend together because nothing is better than being with that special someone.So on couples day plan a date or just chill at home but make sure you have that special someone with you and make sure to tell them that they’re special and tell them how much you mean to them.
Example:
Boy: Hey babe, it’s January 19th it’s couples day and I planned a date for us.
Girl: aww babe your so sweet, you mean the world to me, I love you
Boy: Your the only person I ever think of, I love you

Example 2:
Girl: Babe it’s couples day January 19th and I was wondering if you wanted to spend some time together just us two?
Boy: ofc babe we can watch your favorite movies and everything,Love you!
by Kayzlee January 15, 2021
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January 4

My favorite day of the year is January 4 because i can shart my pants without worrying!
by artsyberries November 02, 2019
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January 14th

Am amazing day when amazing, talented Kai from EXO was born. If u were born on this day then you are so lucky to birthday buddies with this man.
Friend: Whats the date today?
Me: January 14th which is KAIS BIRTHDAY!!!!!
by MintYoongi93 November 02, 2019
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January 7th

January 7th the tragic day in Leicester when Teece Roolan ate all the conkers in Leicester and many kids cried as they woke up to find no conkers but Teece sitting on a bench munching on conkers for 12 hours
Oh shit it’s January 7th , let’s have a minute of peace for the lost conckers
by Munchies261019 October 26, 2019
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January 5

Nations any girl can slap a boy in the face day! Have fun with this one cause it’s only one day!
It’s January 5 today so let’s eat a pie!
by Yxtisha December 14, 2020
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