puddle jumper

a slang term for a moped

That boy is going to die riding that puddle jumper on the highway.

by corvus808 October 28, 2009

Jumper

One of two people Munging a dead girl. The Jumper is the one who jumps on the stomach while the Receiver puts his mouth over her vagina to catch everything that comes out.

"Hey Brad, you still wanna Mung Suzie's corpse tonight?"

"You know it, Bro. I've been waiting years for the cancer to get her. One thing though, I got Jumper."

"Sweet. I'll receive."

by High school high February 19, 2008

Japerican

A Japanese person obsessive over the American culture. The opposite of a Wapanese. They may use English words where they are awkward at best, and may be more in - tuned to American shows and books than those of their own country.

Exhibiting Japericans, they :
May believe the best country is America. ( It's not. )
May believe we are superior to their technology. ( We're not. )

Etc.

by Vanichuu March 26, 2011

Japer

A fat kid who goes to starbucks and sips on his coffee while listening to emo.

Jp Quine

"Bro, lets go down to that rad place Starbucks and get a coffee and write poetry. Then we could be a Japer too!"

by Joe Nelly July 9, 2004

Jasper

A name used to describe a hopeless lover.

Yo man you need to grow some balls and stop being a Jasper!

by Kassanu November 6, 2008

Jasper,Al

A Small Town In Northwest Alabama Known For People Such As Tullah Bankhead,Tom Bevil,and the actor from andy griffith that played gomer pile also its home to champion boxer Butterbean. They also have good sports team

Such as

Walker Tennis
Maddox Basketball
Walker Soccer

Jasper,Al has interstate 78 and Is A New Home To Corridor X

Major Places :

Marshall Durbin
Moores Seasoning
Walker Babtist Medical Center
Smith Lake (bass master tournament)

Jasper,Al Is A Suburb Of Birmingham

by Home Dogg September 29, 2007

Bumper Jumper

Another term for a golddigger. A woman who judges men by their ride, often jumping up the scale from Civics, to Accords, to Lexus, BMW , Mercedes and Audi. Said women are young attractive, and usually frequent or work at trendy bars, clubs or resteraunts.

Dude, forget about her. She's a bumper jumper, and you drive a Dodge Neon.

by Arcticcat January 17, 2009