this 2013 video was created on January 15. It shows what looks like a 90's video from a vs tape but theres a whole different story behind it. this video was supposedly made from brain spinney when he was in highschool. But thats just what they want you to believe in this viral meme. this video has a website link to a church. it said it has closed in 2004 but the site was made in 2013. the video uses a stock photo from 2012. theres no church by the name of what it says. on whitelist nobody is named the actors that were in the video. this was a planned viral hit.
anyways jesus christ is my n-
anyways jesus christ is my n-
by Know Your Memes December 05, 2019
by porkchopexpress October 18, 2007
The greatest man who ever lived. About 2000 years ago he was born in Bethlehem to a woman named Mary and when he grew up he started the Christian religion. He taught the Jews of that day and soon he was delivered by some men who hated him to the Romans and was Crucified. While dying he took all of our sins on him so that God could forgive anyone of us who believes on Him. But he didn't stay dead after three days in the grave he rose again and after some final instructions to his 12 disciples he ascended into heaven and lives there preparing a place for anyone who will receive him. Here's how to receive him. Pray this prayer "Lord Jesus I am a sinner I thank you for dying for my sins I believe you were enough please save my soul In your name I pray amen" If you prayed this prayer and mean it you are saved.
by djbeard December 16, 2017
by Bridgemeister11 November 12, 2017
by Jooky Sea Captain June 19, 2004
When one makes a statement, that depending on listener’s faith and devotion to Christianity, can instigate anger and castigation.
Brandon and Laura stormed out of my apartment after Clay told them that the Virgin Mary was only a virgin because of a mistranslation from Hebrew to Greek which really pushed their jesus button.
by C.R. Strenth July 11, 2008
Jesus martinez is a person who is a Savage, dont trust no one, and/or a person who is smart and cute.
by fat triel October 08, 2015