give her a velma

in reference to the orange sweater wearing nerd who always solves the case in popular children's television programme scooby doo, this phrase refers to the act of ejaculation into a woman's eyes, for the desired effect that she is temporarily blinded, like when velma loses her glasses.

note: it is not vital, but it does help if the woman in question is a secretly hot geek.

she suggested i give her a velma, so i did.

by eyeyeyeye89 April 13, 2009

polish her peanut

To rub a woman's clitoris with copious amounts of salvia, employing the index finger in small circular motion to elicit ejaculation.

That bitch takes up the shitpipe but only if you polish her peanut first. See shitpipe

by Dr Love Monster July 11, 2006

steal her man

When you take someone else's man.

" Have you seen Lisa's man,Imma steal her man."

by sajda December 5, 2016

put it on him/her

To fuck him/her really hard.

Tonights the night I'm going to put it on him/her!

by Rigman13 March 19, 2016

Mow her yard and butter her up

A phrase for cunnilingous, usually to get something in return

Bob needed to use her property for the block party, so he was going to mow her yard and butter her up!

by TKingman March 23, 2021

treat her right

To treat a female with genuine respect and kindness so that she will eventually want to fuck you.

Tyler: "Dude Natalie is so hot, but her boyfriend is such an asshole."
Russell: "Yeah I know dude. If I was her boyfriend, I would treat her right."

by savvysandwichmaker11 February 4, 2020

get her jersey

slang expression meaning to obtain a female's name and (phone) number.

"Yea, that drunk girl ruined my chances with her friend...you know I had to get her jersey tho!"

by njsfinest4ever August 19, 2006