Having a bald

When a person loses their shit and gets angry and loses 200 hair follicles

My boss is having a bald at me today for leaving work early

by Carlos de la Cerda February 8, 2022

Bird Nests Bald

A person whose balding are bald who has hair in the front and hair in the back of their scalp but in the middle is completely bald which makes their hairline looks similar to a bird's nest

Bald-no hair on the head
Bird Nests Bald-George Kramer from Seinfeld

by EmJayee March 11, 2020

bald herb

it’s bald herb

bald herb is bald

by pink.milk._ November 3, 2021

Hayleigh’s bald spot

Hayleigh’s bald spot is a chunk of hair missing from her head near the front of her hairline. We wish Hayleigh the best on finding a cure for her balding. You may also experience a similar situation to Hayleigh’s balding if you are either; Old, Tall, Pink, or Hayleigh.

Dumb person: “Hey! What’s that on your head?”
Not-dumb person: “Oh, that’s just my bald spot that’s almost identical to Hayleigh’s bald spot!”

by Tweakerbitch98fanpage September 9, 2021

Bald Eagle

Even older than a turkey vulture and cougar. I.e. doesn't even need to wax anymore

She's too old to be a turkey vulture anymore, she's a bald eagle.

Look at that bald eagle spying on her next pray!!

by Piglet98 August 16, 2018

Baldness

What max is and has.

Usually means no hair and is a comical joke.

Me: max stop being so bald.
Max: no I can't I'm the best HBG PLAYER.
Me: No that's just your baldness

by Tokyosdomain June 28, 2025

Bald

Alpha bio

Bro did u hear alpha bio shaved his head? Hes totally bald now

by Alpha bios child69 July 25, 2022