Class incest

When you date someone who’s in the same class as you. This type of relationship usually never lasts, and it becomes so awkward after y’all break up.

(Inspired by teachers who say the class is your second family)

“Dude I started dating Darcy from math class”

“Bro why would you commit class incest? Imagine how awkward it’ll be after y’all break up and now you’re doing all your projects together because of some silly honeymoon phase”
“Shit dawg you’re right”

by lulouise August 13, 2024

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Weird incestuous aussie freak

Yup. Totally dawg.

Hym "I'm an award winning writer and I created A.I. My students are literally the next generation of anime. I have accomplished MORE THAN YOU EVER COULD HAVE ACCOMPLISHED and I did it with greater ease than anyone else could have. I'm the Ulta-Man! Ultimate man! I started a workers rights movement... I've done a lot... You are weird incestuous aussie freak. You should have turned the other cheek. You should have looked at this... Said 'Hey, yeah, weaponized schizophrenia is pretty fucked up! Maybe isn't of doing that and getting somebody's kids murdered, I'll do what this guy wants and then not have anyone's kids get murdered. I don't actually care what he said about me and my fat-cock loving virgin slut-wife and I'm nothing. I have no authority to hold anyone accountable for anything and my accomplishments pale in comparison to a man who is clearly my better regardless of his attributes. I'm going to do what he wants now.' And that would have been the correct response. Instead, this. Creator of A.I., Award winning writer, revolutionary labor rights activist... Hero of humanity. I literally saved humanity. In the future, superfluous labor will be a memory. Greatest and final champion of humanity. Better than everyone."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024

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step-incest

The act of engaging in sexual activity with an immediate family member acquired through marriage, i.e., step-brother, step-mother, etc. Not to be confused with incest, which would be performed with a blood relative and includes family members outside of siblings, parents, and children (e.g., uncles, close cousins). A prominent theme in the adult entertainment industry, it is markedly less prevalent in the real world. Step-incest is typically frowned upon in polite society, although cases do exist wherein couples can be "grandfathered out," so to speak, if they were doin' the deed before their parents got together.

- I'm so tired of watching step-incest, bro. Don't you have any videos of midgets, or something with circus animals? Maybe both?
- Well, in this one the chick's step-dad IS a midget.. And I've got "My Step-brother Tames Lions, But Can He Tame This Pussy?"

by Sarahtonin Syndrome May 1, 2024

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