Nuclear War

A game in which two people have a curry and then take up adjacent stalls see who can produce more noxious explosive diarrhea.

Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
I was having a nuclear war. I won.
Damn good job.

by СукаБлять December 1, 2016

edit war

On Wikipedia, an edit war is where someone changes an entry, and then someone else changes it back. These two then keep changing the entry back and forth rather than discussing the matter on the talk page.

Recently, and edit war on Wikipedia's 'British Isles' entry over whether it was right to include Ireland in the British isles led to textbook pbulisher Fallons to remove all references to the 'British isles' from the Irish editions of their atlases.

by Darth Ridley December 27, 2006

Star Wars

the act of making out with another human being. but in code

hey, lets go watch some Star Wars ;)

by Mr.anonymously handsome January 3, 2011

Emoji war

when you repeatedly text someone a single emoji and the text back to see who has the best one

Matt:🍆
Me :🍅
Matt:😫
Me:😭
Matt:👳
Me:👲
Matt:did we just have an Emoji war

by 88swaggie February 15, 2015

Josh War

If we are talking about the reddit thing, called "Josh" or "Josh Swain War" then all you need to know is about one guy called Josh Swain who found on messenger many other guys called Josh Swain. Then the "original" Josh added them to the chat group and challenged them to meet in 24. April 2021 and fight for their names. Who wins can keep the name, losers must change them.

I think you will understand after googling "Josh Swain" and then pictures. Don't type Josh War, it won't find anything

by #BTSjunglecock April 21, 2021

Kiss War

when two people are making out and competing over who is better or can make the other person get lost in the kiss first
generally very appealing, extatic and frenzied

Girl-(referring to couple further away) is he eating her face?
Guy- No, they're having a kiss war, see, now she's going back on him
Girl- *giggles* looks like she won, he's completely gone

by *god's devil child* June 29, 2009

Console wars

a dumbass normie “Competition” called console wars between Playstation and Xbox

everyone knows soulja game is the ultimate console

Ron:Playstation gay
Tom:Xbox for babies
Intellectual:yall both gay babies soulja game the real deal
The winner of the console wars is soulja game

by thechas3 April 1, 2021