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Smart idiot

Daphne.
A person who is very book smart, but has little to no common sense
by Smart idiot October 19, 2021
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Idiot Fever

1. Having the desire to shop for something that you can’t afford or not ready to purchase. Usually a large ticket item.

2. Purchasing something that you should have never purchased.
1. Wow!! I can’t believe they asked me to show them that house, they just lost their jobs. Fuck man, they must have Idiot Fever.

2. I can’t believe I bought that watch for $4000. I must have had Idiot Fever.
by CheTaylor September 7, 2020
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status idiot

A person that updates their facebook status with information readers know to be untrue, overtly obvious, or showing a lack of common sense.
"Stacy's facebook status says she's got a paper due today that she completely forgot about."

"Hmm. At the party last night she kept complaining about having to write it."

"What a status idiot."
by soshellnetworkwer March 18, 2009
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idiot sandwich

a term used to further annunciate the idiocy of a person while holding the persons face between two pieces of wonder bread
gordon ramsey: “what are you!”
poor chef contestant: “an idiot sandwich
by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021
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Errol the idiot

Errol apparently stays to himself at first,but we all know it's a front LOL
This man tells more lies than prince Andrew and simply doesn't know how to stay to himself.

He seems to be the perfect magnet for

desperate WOMEN/ YOUNG girls with low self esteem or DADDY issues. He lets them into his place under the guise of mentoring them,but it never happens the way they think 😂

A(Confidence Trickster) who's behavior could be misconstrued as some varying degree of a pedophilic tendency. Errol carries on regardless not seeing his own wrongs,but quickly deflects from this behavior. When did the Mentor start to fuck the Mentee? Of course he can teach you a lot like how quickly he can remove your underwear LOL
These Women/Young girls become bitter very quickly when contact ceases between them & their OLD Fuck buddy thinking it could go on for ever. One day he meets the(ONE)settles down then things change,but instead of being happy for him & his wife they continue posting.

Guess they'll never meet their own Errol & jealousy weighs heavy on the mind
Errol the idiot will never learn
by Janet21 January 27, 2023
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Idiot eyes

Someone that looks at something beautiful, or otherwise awesome, and doesn't see its beauty and/or awesomeness.
"My brother didn't care for the scrapbook page I did last night."
"That's because Josh has idiot eyes."
by CharluhWarluh November 23, 2011
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fog idiot

A fog idiot is someone that's such a friggin' idiot, they can't pick up on the simplest of concepts. Almost like everything they do is slowed down and painful, similar to driving in fog. You can't see shit, can't drive anywhere fast and its annoying to deal with. Friends don't let friends be fog idiots.
Bro, you're such a fog idiot! I don't even know why I bother trying to explain anything to you.
by I'mrickjames January 16, 2018
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