Hodgesons

Two adopted retards that bully people into being their friends

The hodgesons are so adopted, not even Dora the explora could fine their parents

by TomFixon998 October 9, 2018

Hedgehog

A Term from the 90s Used to Describe Someone as a SEGA Fanboy back in the Day When SEGA Used to be a Hardware Manufacture

Guy 1: Yo I Heard of Some Hedgehog Who Signed Up For One of SEGA's Screamstakes over at Wendy's to Win an Upcoming Sega Apollo

Guy 2: That's Awesome Wanna Come over to My House and Play Quake 3, Unreal Tournament 2004 or Half Life 2

Guy 1: Sure! SEGA!

by baliebox4916 November 15, 2018

Hude

Hoe + Dude

"Are you fucking her?" " Nah bro, that's my day 1 hude"

You call it the friendzone, I call you a hude, works for me

by SnowMexicanLSD December 27, 2018

hodgepile

A person from whom you are lucky to receive a response. Often if a response is received, it is clear they did not actually read your full question, much less reply with a definitive answer.

He’s a hodgepile.

by StoneMiller January 9, 2019

Hedge bottom

The bottom of a hedge.

“Oi Tony, your mum looks like a hedge bottom mate”

by Kgicusb February 28, 2019

hedgehog

the most amazing creature to ever grace the earth, a hedgehog has only ever farted ounce, that is how the universe was created, hedgehogs do not have owners, they have staff, if you kill a hedgehog you will burn in hell for eternity, also they are communists.

guy: look at that hedgehog, it has thicc

by the wiggles123 April 4, 2019

hedge apples

Super tiny balls; a small scrotum.

Our left back has the smallest hedge apples on the pitch.

by MeltdMushroom October 6, 2019