Howard

An old ass dude, the oldest living cell on the planet, a very old person. A howard is an old, ancient, pre historic being.

Jaxson is a Howard. He is old as fuck.

by Franklin Howard March 12, 2024

Howsya

Referring to something exciting that happened in front of you.

It essentially applies to anything Bigcat (Cameron) finds entertaining when with his fellas.

Jack- “let’s order 25 pina coladas on the cruise”

Bigcat (Cameron) - HOWSYA

Announcer - Touchdown Seminoles

Bigcat- HOWSYA

by Howsya March 20, 2024

Hoyahoya

The act of taking alcoholic shots with friends or family

Shots are poured as you cheers and clink shots glasses you say "Hoyahoya" then down the hatch it goes. It's like saying cheese for a photo, before you take a shot you say "Hoyahoya"

by Lifted December 21, 2024

Howard Carr

Someone who sucks jam, jelly or marmalade out of the saggy loose folds of skin that flap and sag over the feet of their maternal grandmother.

Urgh, I just stepped in something - I bet my dog has been Howard Carring again. I'll never get the cheesy smell of grandmother flavoured jam out of the carpet now!

by Erika Mustermann March 7, 2025

Howard

Howard

Howard

by Wooooohoooooo April 18, 2025

Howard

A guy who hate his butt being touched but secretly loves it while talking about far away relationships while his mouth is deformed, he still think he is the shit

Wow Howard is such a fag

by Truth of Howard May 2, 2025

Howading

What you say to someone when you are greeting them

“HOWADING?!”

by LINEBACKAH February 12, 2026