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Texas horseriding

When the female partner wears a prosthetic penis and the male partner rides her until he cums on her bellybutton
" I was Texas horseriding on my girl when my grandma fell off the stairs"
by Haylhytler August 12, 2025
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do the Hohners

Refers to where you perform a musical number on a classic Hohner-brand harmonica to salute/recognize someone's exceptional achievement/status.
"Dancing With The Stars" host: And now here's a splendid harmonica-chorus rendition of "Annie Laurie", a favorite traditional folk-song in celebration of our winners --- Johnny Puleo and the Chimes Family will do the Hohners.
by QuacksO August 2, 2018
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F/A-18C_Hornet_Pilot

A sexy man named PPcum#0412 on discord got I wunna fuck him so badly
F/A-18C_Hornet_Pilot A grand slayer
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I'd be hohnered

Da reply dat you'd give when asked if you'd like to be da one to play a musical selection on da harmonica.
Da local choirmaster asked me if I'd like to perform a Johnny Puleo selection for da community concert on Saturday, and I told him dat I'd be hohnered to so do!
by QuacksO February 25, 2023
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gone off horseradish

When you leave the horseradish out for too long and it goes off.
The gone off horseradish tastes like a gone off white mousse.
by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023
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Lithuanian Hump Hornet

A daring sex maneuver performed during missionary position where the top partner reaches around between their legs and inserts a finger (affectionately known as “the stinger”) into the bottom partner’s anus for an unexpected buzz of pleasure. Originating from playful bedroom experiments, it’s said to mimic the erratic flight of a hornet while delivering a sharp, thrilling surprise.
“Dude, last night I pulled off the Lithuanian Hump Hornet on my girl, and she went from zero to orbit in seconds!”
by creeza February 12, 2026
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go stick your head in a hornet's nest

A less vulgar way to say "fuck off". I personally coined the phrase and used it once or twice on some motormouth who rubbed me the wrong way. Hornets are mean, six-legged bastards, even meaner than their cousins: the wasps.
Shemp: You couldn't let me do it. You had to gum up the works.

Larry: Ah, go stick your head in a hornet's nest.
by Stupidly Sophisticated September 16, 2020
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