hoop jousting

another name for homosexual bumming

Josh; Hey mike, fancy a spot of hoop jousting?
Mike; go fuck yourself you poof cunt

by uncumo October 15, 2010

Hoopla

beef, to diss another person, the act of fighting with words

If we got beef, then we got hoopla see u in da streets then we gonna shoot ya

by hammy27 January 13, 2008

hoopla

another word for vagina

damn that girl had a hairy hoopla

by Tayyyyy122345 April 21, 2009

alley hoop

the act of a male shooting a load into a females mouth while she takes the load and drains it into another females hoop thus resulting in an alley hoop

me and my girlfriend met a girl at a bar and brought her home for an alley hoop

by bowchesne December 29, 2010

hooped

To hula hoop

not really. I did that photoshoot, went to the shirdi sai temple of atlanta, and hung out.
oh.
and I hooped.
that's exciting to me.

by MaxtorChief April 2, 2011

hooplife

When someone claims that or that their life revolves around basketball.

Someone on their Instagram bio:

I go to idkhs

I play basketball

Hooplife 🏀

DaMar: I like basketball
LaShon: ok bruh, but u ain't about that HOOPLIFE tho like me.
DaMar: yeah, because my life doesn't revolve around hoop.

LaShon: Ok, but hoop is what I live for, so I can say HOOPLIFE.

by YJ_ December 24, 2013

Hulu-hooping

Constantly going back to your Hulu activities page to check for notices of postings in your threads.

I am trying to get to bed, but I can't stop Hulu-hooping.
Man, I was Hulu-hooping till 3am!
I can't make it through a whole show because I have to pause to Hulu-hoop

by katiekat214 July 31, 2010