Referring to a female who is going out tonight, ie. high heels, fishnet stockings, too short skirt and a layer of make-up so thick you can't even tell what race she is. Wanna try herpes? She's your girl.
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by thatsagiven September 14, 2007
Get the ho showmug. Used to describe the female in a relationship that does not have any cooking, cleaning or sewing abilities but instead prefers to balance this deficiency by behaving like a nymphomaniac for her partner.
by goddesslu April 28, 2010
Get the Ho-mesticmug. This is a word used by a South African Gang known as the 26's and 27's as a way to identify and greet each other, this could could also be used as a form of approval within the gang. This has been since 1818.
"Ho$h, ziyagcwala? "
by KrugerthaRobbery October 20, 2019
Get the Ho$hmug. A large overly aggressive female (no particular race - ethnicity - or age) who spends the majority of their time lounging, self-indulging and blaming all their misfortunes what ever excuse they can find (friends, family, government, their own kids, baby's daddy or lack of, planetary alignment, etc.) instead of taking responsibility for their own actions and/or decisions. Buffal-Ho is a combination of size, look and lifestyle.
**NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH CLASSY BIG WOMAN (BBW)**
THE TYPICAL BUFFAL-HO SIGHTING:
* The Maury Povich Show & Jerry Springer Show
* At your local bar/night club aggressively pursuing or rubbing on stranger(s)
* In a residential parking lot or walking from a residence while adjusting their skirt/blouse/panties - typically between the 3AM to 5AM.
* Any vehicle where one side is weighed down more than the other.
* At the corner market buying a wide variety of high-fructose beverages, 2 course canned food dinner for her and/or her kids while buying lotto tickets and low grade alcohol beverages - Buffal-Hos can be seen in this activity between 5PM-8PM at least four days out of each week.
**NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH CLASSY BIG WOMAN (BBW)**
THE TYPICAL BUFFAL-HO SIGHTING:
* The Maury Povich Show & Jerry Springer Show
* At your local bar/night club aggressively pursuing or rubbing on stranger(s)
* In a residential parking lot or walking from a residence while adjusting their skirt/blouse/panties - typically between the 3AM to 5AM.
* Any vehicle where one side is weighed down more than the other.
* At the corner market buying a wide variety of high-fructose beverages, 2 course canned food dinner for her and/or her kids while buying lotto tickets and low grade alcohol beverages - Buffal-Hos can be seen in this activity between 5PM-8PM at least four days out of each week.
BUFFAL-HO IN A SENTENCE:
* -Guy at the bar- "See the way that Buffal-Ho is rubbing against me? We're going so I can dip my tender loin into her Buffal-Ho sauce"
* -random person- "That Buffal-Ho is on Maury Povich again trying to find who her new baby's daddy is!"
* -Guy at bar closing time- "Act quick young Squanto, the Buffal-Ho are running and must spear one tonight"
BUFFAL-HO CHARACTERISTICS AND SPECIAL ABILITIES:
*Wears sweat pants or stretch pants and sneakers for 85% of the time.
* Ability to work the government and charitable organizations for excessive hand-me-outs.
* Breathes heavily even though she's been sitting still for a while.
* Use parenting skills resulting their child's advance survivor skills at an early age.
* Consume the USDA weekly recommended calorie intake in one day.
* Attract recently discharged convicts.
* Has a tough time keeping food in the fridge, but can budget $400 worth make-up, clothes, lotto tickets and bar drinks every week.
* The ability, in public, to shrug off dignity & self-awareness of their mannerisms or attire all while confronting normal people as if they were the idiots.
HOW TO RECOGNIZE YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A BUFFAL-HO:
* People DON'T cut in front of you when your girl is present.
* Your phones most dialed number is 9-1-1
* You second guess fighting because your girl isn't there to help.
* You can use one leg of her sweatpants as a sleeping bag, and she has enough for a 2 week camping trip.
* -Guy at the bar- "See the way that Buffal-Ho is rubbing against me? We're going so I can dip my tender loin into her Buffal-Ho sauce"
* -random person- "That Buffal-Ho is on Maury Povich again trying to find who her new baby's daddy is!"
* -Guy at bar closing time- "Act quick young Squanto, the Buffal-Ho are running and must spear one tonight"
BUFFAL-HO CHARACTERISTICS AND SPECIAL ABILITIES:
*Wears sweat pants or stretch pants and sneakers for 85% of the time.
* Ability to work the government and charitable organizations for excessive hand-me-outs.
* Breathes heavily even though she's been sitting still for a while.
* Use parenting skills resulting their child's advance survivor skills at an early age.
* Consume the USDA weekly recommended calorie intake in one day.
* Attract recently discharged convicts.
* Has a tough time keeping food in the fridge, but can budget $400 worth make-up, clothes, lotto tickets and bar drinks every week.
* The ability, in public, to shrug off dignity & self-awareness of their mannerisms or attire all while confronting normal people as if they were the idiots.
HOW TO RECOGNIZE YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A BUFFAL-HO:
* People DON'T cut in front of you when your girl is present.
* Your phones most dialed number is 9-1-1
* You second guess fighting because your girl isn't there to help.
* You can use one leg of her sweatpants as a sleeping bag, and she has enough for a 2 week camping trip.
by Mattie Fee February 7, 2014
Get the Buffal-Homug. 1: man did you see that girl checking me out
2: yeah but its to bad she's a honch ho
1: yeah... so you think i should get her number anyways
2: yeah but its to bad she's a honch ho
1: yeah... so you think i should get her number anyways
by vam-damn December 2, 2009
Get the honch homug. A 'lady of the night' or 'working girl' that is not a viable 'purchase'. Reasons can include possible fore knowledge of certain diseases...past relations with family or close friends...or actual relation to you as a family member.
The term can also be loosely applied to females or even males who are of the low sexual moral standpoint and who are also well avoided in the sexual arena.
The term can also be loosely applied to females or even males who are of the low sexual moral standpoint and who are also well avoided in the sexual arena.
Me and Jake wandered around the corner from the proper red light district into the seedy back alleys...but we ran back after seeing nothing but 'no-go-hos'.
My cousin is a slut...but my uncle would cut my sack off...so she is a no-go-ho!
My cousin is a slut...but my uncle would cut my sack off...so she is a no-go-ho!
by Dave Luke Ford October 11, 2006
Get the no-go-homug. A school teacher who gets pregnant during the school year. When you see her, you think to yourself: "Shit, she took someone's ding-dong deep."
by FatGuyThingFood October 12, 2016
Get the Swānk Homug.