Hide-And-Go-Fuck

When you hide from a group of people in the house and fuck as fast as you can before they find you.

"What do you think about Denise & John?"
"I really liked that couple until I walked in on a hide-and-go-fuck."

by Sexmonster69 April 13, 2015

Hide

He eats everything you give to him. Jewelry, Coins, Tissues, Paper. Children.

You know that man who got arrested? He was such a Hide.

by Some Guy, probably your Dad. August 9, 2015

Hadden gerber

A fat gangster wannabe, usually smells of burnt popcorn. Has back boobs and pizza lives up his ass

Hadden gerber means focus

by Leandre treadell June 18, 2017

hidding

Hero the pizza master/maker's combination for the gerund form of hide and the action of diddling. See definition of diddling.

Yall don't like hidding in bushes

by blackyrobinson May 1, 2018

navel hider

A penis thats so big it hides your navel

I asked me sister if i had a big dick. She said its a navel hider

by tory borty August 5, 2013

1-2-3 hide and go seek

A variation of hide and go seek where once a person hiding is seen, has to rush back to the base where the seeker started counting, and say 1-2-3 the seekers name in order to be safe.
Origin: Chestnut ave, Palo Alto, CA

"Hey, wanna come play 1-2-3 hide and go seek with some people at the park tomorrow?"

by Shnarb roberts December 9, 2008

dole bludger hide and seek

When you are busy handing out Centrelink payments to people 'job seeking' you may as well play hide and seek with that payment.

Where to hide the dole cheque? Under the shit cunt's workboots.

"I've been playing dole bludger hide and seek with this fuckwit for a few months now, cunt has no clue"

by thriftybuggar December 4, 2011