Shawinigan Handshake

When you get wanked off by a Canadian

Guy 1: I hear you pulled Rick Moranis

Guy 2: Yeah man I got a Shawinigan Handshake

by Username18374829#93958 March 30, 2022

Poppt handshake

Fighters t-bagging at the start of a match and then jabbing each other once in the middle of the stage in Super Smash bros. games as a respectful greeting. Made popular by Australian youtuber Poppt1.

Opponent: *t-bags*
Poppt1: "Poppt handshake?" *t-bags back*
Opponent: *jabs*
Poppt1: *jabs back*

by Naakka April 20, 2022

chip handshake

Establishing dominance by shaking another man’s hand with a handful of Lays BBQ, crushing those chips in the process.

After giving this fellow a thorough jawjacking, Russ gave him the ol chip handshake goodbye.

by CVfive October 24, 2022

Mayonnaise Handshake

A handjob. Milking the dick for that secret sauce. (also acceptable: mayo handshake)

1: Damn, what’s that ambulance doing behind the car dealership at this time of night?
2: Probably giving each other mayonnaise handshakes!

by Chloe_Renee June 29, 2023

farmer's handshake

1) A substantial handful (noun)

"Hey you guys ought to come over tonight. We got a brand new bong and a farmer's handshake of kine bud. We're about to get fucked up!"

by ItTollsForThee November 12, 2013

south boston handshake

The act of giving and/or receiving a kick in the groin before having lit firecracker thrown down your pants by a guy probably named "Shawn" wearing a Bruins jersey who runs off with his skullcrushers brown bag yelling "GO SOX!".

"I got a South Boston Handshake. Mangled my downstairs up like a chicken pot pie."
"So....good trip to Beantown?"

by Colonel Clownshoes January 24, 2016

Serial killer handsome

Good looking in relation to one's contemporaries (i.e. other serial killers)

Ted Bundy was no JFK Jr., but he was serial killer handsome, meaning that compared to Gacy, Dahmer and the like, he was a regular Clark Gable.

by TheExpatreneur January 29, 2019