riding on the handlebars

On your back, one knee up. The other leg is crossed in front. Your partner sits on the second leg, availing his / herself to penetration. Can also be called 'bird on a perch'. Courtesy Patton Oswalt.

The night out with my student was, like, a total bore until he asked me if I've ever gone 'riding on the handlebars'.

by @piledriver911 September 27, 2014

Caught white handed

When you are caught whilst masturbating.

Yesterday, I was caught white handed, by my mom.

by Cryopex December 26, 2016

squirrel handed

the act of sitting around holding your nuts

I was sitting there squirrel handed watching TV.

by Nick Pawloski September 19, 2003

handler

someone who gets girls but is not easy on the eyes, also is very hairy in upper reigons.

Yo i dont know how that kid is banging that bitch hes such a handler.

by mr.dink123 March 25, 2007

caught blue handed

This occurs after someone has been turkish smurf jobbed.The sexual frustration caused by the turkish smurf job forces the said person to jack off. This results in their hand (in the turks case his left hand) being dyed bright blue.

Sarah "akan, why's your left hand all blue?"

Akan "oo fml man, I've been caught blue handed!"

by charlie29 November 13, 2009

handle bars

a xanax pill used for anxiety but when taking it causes a high are drowsy affect

im geeked upped off dem handle bars

by KINGofLOUISIANA June 21, 2012

The Handler

One who runs up and down the school halls, hates the world, and has no personality.

That kid sure is a Handler.

by Aquairus May 31, 2005