Your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night.
My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.
The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.
My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.
The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.
by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017
Get the Fap Handedmug. Masturbation when done by a male. The man's penis is thrust into a hole created by the hand quickly and repeatedly until he ejaculates.
1. I need to find a love box for my pork sword, I've been stabbing my hand too much lately.
2. You would've thought I wanted to commit murder last night, I was stabbing the hand all night long.
2. You would've thought I wanted to commit murder last night, I was stabbing the hand all night long.
by The eradicator July 15, 2007
Get the stabbing the handmug. I'll see you guys later, I'm having a hand festival.
Billy is in the bathroom having a hand festival.
My hands are sticky from the hand festival.
That girl is so Danger she always has a hand festival.
Billy is in the bathroom having a hand festival.
My hands are sticky from the hand festival.
That girl is so Danger she always has a hand festival.
by Misterree88 November 20, 2011
Get the Hand Festivalmug. A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.
Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.
Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.
Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Get the Hand Creamermug. A term used widely in small villages in the Ozarks for a "remote controller".
Can refer to those used by televisions or gaming consoles.
Can refer to those used by televisions or gaming consoles.
by Nigaliga March 12, 2014
Get the Hand Controllermug. The nun hand occurs when a male is in the process of hooking up with a female and during an attempt to pull off panties her hand suddenly grabs yours rejecting the move. You ain't getting none.
Last night I was close to scoring with that prude blonde girl in our class but when I made the move she gave me the nun hand.
by StuCazz77 September 15, 2023
Get the Nun Handmug. The act of masturbation by moving your hand up and down the penis emulating the launching of a shuttle craft over and over again.
by Goldleader February 21, 2008
Get the hand-shuttlemug.