Haley Meghan Hance

The girl whom I am in very much love with, she also posted an Urban Dictionary Definition about me, but unfortunately was declined. Publish this and let her know that she is the most important person in my life. Haley Hance, I love you so very much! You are the definition of perfection and beauty! I love you!!!!

Have you heard about the girl Haley Meghan Hance who won Miss Universe without even entering? Yeah! Isn't that James Oulch's fiance?

by James Oulch May 2, 2013

hancock

man of great size and power

nickname: footbum

hancock: to have ones hand on cock

by t.w September 8, 2006

Make-up Hangover

The state of one's face the morning after a rip-roaring night of partying and falling asleep with a full face of make-up, resulting in a drastic case of raccoon eye or liquid liner leakage. This is a usual happening on Jersey Shore; most recently in an episode where we found Sammi the Sweetheart painstakingly picking mascara goop out of the inner corner of her eye after a rough night at the bar with Ronnie. Wash your faces ladies!

Sammi looked like crap the next morning because she didn't wash her face - mascara goop in her eye and liquid liner all over her pillow. She was suffering a serious case of make-up hangover.

by Devonce December 15, 2010

angry masturbation on a hangover

The act of performing extremely violent self sexual pleasure the morning after a night of heavy drinking and not getting laid. Usually leaves self inflicted puss oozing wounds and burns that can last up to 2 days; eventually, they turn into scabs then heal.

The guy who didn't get laid the night before decided to take his anger out through angry masturbation on a hangover.

or:

(during the act) "Damn you YAM RAAAHHH!!! You sat on my BALLS ARRRGGH!!! I HATE YO! RAAAH!!!!"

by douchewad September 2, 2006

John Hancock

When a man sticks his penis in ink and swipes it on another person's face.

After i sign this document, can I give you my John Hancock?

by Wccpubman February 26, 2011

hancey

works in wreake valley,
big floppy cock with no balls,
has a beard that looks really gay,
dont speak he just grunts,
wears a shirt with cannabis leaves pattern,
lives on weird sexual practices involving clay masks/pots and chris brewin,
uses masking tape for bondage with miss crew

mr hancey is a twat
cock tit wanker pedo

by mr hancey is a twat April 23, 2005

Twilight Hangover

When you feel depressed or lonely after seeing the movie Twilight because you are single or you want to have a romantic relationship with one of the characters so badly that it makes you depressed.

I saw Twilight and it made me miss my ex so much. I think I have a Twilight hangover.

by Haley3015 December 24, 2009