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half spooled

To be moderately intoxicated.
ex: My brother was half spooled after 3 beers.
by Floody86 July 6, 2015
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Half-Serious

Just kidding and being serious simultaneously. Mocking just kidding and being serious simultaneously. Please don't get emotional I'm only being Half-Serious. Bringing the chaos to back to conformity which spawned it. A fluid definition. Frustrating to the frustrating. Bringing the chaos to the conformists. Being grey but viewed as either black or white by others. Misunderstood. Lethargic and apathetic. Unable to stay grounded. A protest emotion of one's own emotions. Protesting being both serious and apathetic. Half-Serious about protests. A failing grade in being Serious. Whatever you need it to mean whenever you need it. Lazy or tired: I'm only Half-Serious make your own definitions for the other half of Half-Serious please and thank you!
Calm the fuck down people I'm only Half-Serious!
by 0zero0zero0zero0fun February 21, 2021
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Half-Sammy

a half a boner. usually enough to hide in pants but makes hugs and walking around in boxers awkward.
dude, i woke up with a half-sammy and my mom saw it.
by Dreadgazebo April 12, 2011
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Half-Cheeking

When you and your bro need to share a seat designed for one ass and you both agree to split the difference with your two asses and half-cheek it.

In the most basic half-cheeking form, both you and your bro will have one leg planted on the floor for support and the opposite cheek on the seat.
Yo man, I just saw you from across the pool hall half-cheeking that chair with your bro. Y’all must be pretty close…”
by sackerland May 29, 2022
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half smash

To go out drinkin with friends, get home at a descent hour, have the wife only semi pissed off and wake up with only a slight hangover. Half of full smash. One will show up to work late and drunk but have slight regard for responsibilities.
Dude#1. How you feeling this morning? I noticed you were late to work and smell like beer
Dude#2. I went home at midnight woke up with some $ in my pocket and never ended up scoring that 8 ball
Dude#1. Wow you held yourself to only going half smash last night.

Dude#2. You know me I'm mr. responsible.
by Cheetoman69er May 17, 2017
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Half A Mile

A expression to imply a lot of length or extent .
by TheLettersYouWrote July 13, 2016
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Half Jemima

this is the less extreme version of the Aunt Jemima gesture commonly made by some negro women and gay men meaning "don't go there girlfriend uhuh".
The gesture is made by placing one hand on the hip and using the other hand to waggle a forefinger in someones face, whilst concurrently swivelling your neck in the ancient egyptian style.
Damn woman don't you gop giving me no HALF JEMIMA, you aint my mama.
by dave namegah April 8, 2011
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