Glass hat

Breaking a glass bottle over a person's head.

Drew was so drunk and belligerent last night, he almost gave Simon a glass hat!

by Zeener26 May 30, 2022

glass closet

When someone is clearly gay, but is trapped by their own internalized homophobia or other circumstance that prevents them from coming out.

Katrina: “Go fuck yourself Grant”
Grant: “Gaybe I will”
Maddox: “Hey guys let’s keep the love affair on the down low at work”
Katrina: “That’s rich coming from someone living in a glass closet Maddox”

by warriorcat_entity29 August 24, 2023

The Glass Road Trucker

The act of defecating on your victim's back deck within wiping distance of a sliding glass door. Next spread cheeks and press against glass. Using a downward motion, leave your 'skid mark'.

Bonus points for the ding-dong-ditch immediately after.

Fuck that asshole! The Glass Road Truckers haul ass tonight!

by Dachau Cabana August 9, 2010

skin glasses

The act of wearing a penis on your face like sunglasses.

Im feeling frisky. Time to get the skin glasses out.

I wear my skin glasses at night before sex, before sex.

by boricuahippie September 7, 2015

in glass

in an office setting senior managers have offices, which typically have a glass windows that peers into the hallway area

patrick's in glass now as he was promoted to senior engineer

by icupat January 12, 2017

Frosted Glass

When you come/nut on a girl's/or boy's(take your pick) face while they are wearing glasses.

Jake:"Last night I gave Brittany that frosted glass all over her glasses."
-For guys-
Sam:"I swear I'm gonna get Brad for giving me frosted glass all over my glass."

by JustAPerson456 January 22, 2017

bitch glasses

Giant oversized glasses that girls wear

That chick has her bitch glasses on

by LlamaMomma January 19, 2018