ate grapes

to ejaculate

I was getting down with this hottie and I prematurely ate grapes.

by Gangyl February 10, 2009

Love grape

Hemeroid- the wall of your bowel , when squeezed to hard may dangle from ass.

Boyfriend; OMG wtf is that coming out of your ass!
Girlfriend; its a love grape you douche:L
Boyfriend; well i aint going down there love!

by melissa king March 7, 2009

traffic grape jam

when you are stuck in traffic and the cars in front of and behind you are purple

God this highway sucks. This is the worst traffic grape jam ever. I want a sandwich.

by trigger mikes March 30, 2010

Man-grape

(noun) - a testicle.

Dude, your man-grape hopped out of your briefs when you sneezed!

Dude, I think I just touched your man-grape.

by GoatBagger February 14, 2012

Rusty Grape

The act of shoving a testicle in your partners anal cavity

I want to shove my nut i n your butt let me give you a rusty grape

by 1212332 September 3, 2015

Sour grapes

A term used to describe why some people hate others. Originating from a classic novel, sour grapes has adapted to being a frequent term used when one can’t get the fruit (beautiful girl, great job, significant money) and so they discredit crucify and condemn it to feel better.

Girl 1: ‘That girl so pretty’
Guy 1: ‘Yuck she probably has rabies’
Girl 1: ‘Oh did she say no to that date? Sour grapes much?’

by MikeIam April 26, 2019

Grape

To grape; graped; will grape;
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Used in conversation in reference to ejaculation, specifically in pants caused without heavy petting, foreplay, or touching. It is usually used to explain the level of hottness of females or the awesomeness of art, talent, sports, or related social topics.
Coined by David Fall and Harrison Bergeron with influence of the "Jizz in my Pants" Saturday Night Live skit; Aired: December 6, 2008 NBC

1. Harrison: Dude, David, Allie got her belly button pierced.
David: Oh man, just imagining that made me grape.
Harrison: Yeah, she is so hot.

2. David: Let's watch 300.
Harrison: That movie's level of intensity makes me grape.
David: My tendencies mirror yours because that movie excites me as well.

by DavidFall and HarrisonBergeron January 20, 2009