Oh man, I ran out of styling grease today when I was greasing it down.
My hairstyle? I just used my styling grease to make it look this sexy.
My hairstyle? I just used my styling grease to make it look this sexy.
by M1nak041n0 May 21, 2021
Get the styling greasemug. The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
Get the Grease Shinglemug. A stash before puberty. A peach fuzz stash, if you will. Mostly in men with black facial hair. A grease stash is a stash which looks like you have grease on your upper lip.
"Did you see Seth with that grease stash? Like dude wipe your upper lip off. You look like a pedofile."
by Lousteezy December 14, 2015
Get the grease stashmug. 1. Eating greasy foods a day after you ordered it when its sitting in your fridge or something
2. A Gross ex girlfriend or boyfriend that you regret ever coming into contact with and you see a friend of yours dating such person.
2. A Gross ex girlfriend or boyfriend that you regret ever coming into contact with and you see a friend of yours dating such person.
1. Man youre really eating that 2nd day grease, you gross fuck
2. Man you see Joey with the 2nd day grease? Fucking gross
2. Man you see Joey with the 2nd day grease? Fucking gross
by Youreaverageasshole May 26, 2018
Get the 2nd day greasemug. When you cum through a fire and onto a persons face. Covering them in flaming hot semen, burning them.
by ThatFatterGuy December 4, 2016
Get the El Paso Grease Firemug. Pre-cum
When you get jerked you become happy therefore you let loose you naturally occurring lubricant know as pre-cum or happy grease
When you get jerked you become happy therefore you let loose you naturally occurring lubricant know as pre-cum or happy grease
by Fappypotatopancake February 18, 2015
Get the happy greasemug. by Mr.grease April 20, 2018
Get the talabases greasemug.