grammar porn

used whenever someone has an obession with grammar and fantasizes about it deeply.

"i bet lucas just watches grammar porn, because he's obsessed with it."

by sucka4grammar April 23, 2017

grammar headache

A headache caused by the visual onslaught of grammatically incorrect text. Some times bringing out the grammar nazi in you.

Mike's essay have me a grammar headache. It had too many errors.

by P.L Johnsen May 3, 2017

Gradual Monetary Gifting

This is when a child recieves a birthday card that contains a dollar bill for each year of his age. This would increase every year to follow.

"Grandma gave Andrew $12 dollar bills, one for every year of his age ! " Susie told her mother.

"That's called Gradual Monetary Gifting," mother explained.

by Satinruffles February 14, 2017

Grammar Hitler

Someone who is has ignorent and biased views following their incorrect grammar refusing to except they have lost the battle.

People say I'm a grammar Nazi but jerry is such a grammar Hitler

by Saint Andrew Petersburg March 4, 2017

grammar

A mythical teaching where only the people who have the patience can learn this teaching...
Most people on the internet don't want to learn it though...

Imbecile:"what is 2 equals 2 ? I need know answer NOW!!!"
Reasonable person:"You will recieve the answer once you are in the league of grammar students!"

by candandancan July 15, 2017

Gramalexia

A condition that causes the person afflicted to frequently misread/mishear/misspeak words in their anagrams. For example: If one person were to say "I want to drink Tea" a person with Gramalexia would hear it as "I want to drink Eat" (since Tea and Eat are anagrams of one another)

Person A: John just asked if i want to go out with his meats! What does that even mean?
Person B: Oh don't mind him he has Gramalexia! He probably meant "Do you want to go out with my mates"

by fmss August 6, 2017

grammar

something nobody fucking uses

Graham:your a piece of shit

Jim:actually its you're why don't you use grammar

by ghostrider2X50 April 19, 2018