Dirty Gooch

When an orange teenager decides its his time to shine and wips out a 7 inch dildo. Without any lubricant he slowly starts to insert it into his father's (Darth Vader) rectum. During this he is feasting on the ass hairs which are growing on his dads left arse cheek and drinking his brothers Nappy juice

Is that Adam doing the Dirty Gooch?

by GrannyShagger420 February 01, 2021

gooch cobbler

The quagulated pasty sauce that forms in the gooch area while your lady rides you on her period.

My wife had to stop riding me,because the gooch cobbler was running down my butt.

by Jdizzlefromtctx December 05, 2017

Sticky Gooch

When your semen comes out and just dribbles down you dick to your gooch, and dries. Thus becoming sticky.

I watched porn last night and went to sleep with a sticky gooch.

by scabbylips October 21, 2015

Sticky Gooch

When your semen dribbles out of your dick and moves down to your gooch, thus making your gooch sticky.

I watched porn last night, and went to sleep with a sticky gooch.

by scabbylips October 21, 2015

Liquid Gooch

The liquid that secretes from between your balls and asshole.

I licked on that liquid gooch

by SERP-SORROW January 08, 2025

Liquid Gooch

The liquid secretions between the balls and anus.

My mans liquid gooch taste like gold

by SERP-SORROW January 08, 2025

Garlic Gooch

What happens when an Italian chick doesn't wash her hands before masturbating after making pasta sauce all day

"Ey, I was about to give-a yo sister a tongue-a bashing, but-a she has-a the Garlic Gooch"

by GaryTheHairyScaryMan December 02, 2017