Gooching

The act of a man master-baiting and ejaculating into the woman’s mouth without any physical contact. Typically used by abstinent Christians.

“Dude I am so gooching her tonight.”

by Eedyas October 13, 2023

gooched

{goo-sh-td}
{goo-ch}

When a situation or event becmomes completely stuffed or ruined. Similar to f@#%ed.

Can also be used without the -ed, in this case it becomes an adjective.

"I tried to find the toilet but the whole system was just gooched"

"Awwwwww..gooch"

by mau5fan March 3, 2009

Gooch Poof

When a male farts and the air gets caught between his dick and gooch

Oh shit! Did you just gooch poof?!

by Reneerenee11 April 1, 2019

gooch giggler

someone who tickles,pinches,twists or fondles a persons gooch.

Barbara starts being a gooch giggler to Josey

by 👁️🫦👁️ July 13, 2024

Gooching

The practice of scratching one's gooch until it bleeds

I spent all night gooning but I discovered gooching. Oh my God my shit hasn't been polished better.

by GoonerSynonyms February 4, 2025

Gooch Ricotta

The thick milky like substance that forms on your Gooch when you haven't showered in 3+ days. This substance when scratched off the Gooch resembles Ricotta Cheese.

After 3 days hiking the appalachian trail I had some serious gooch ricotta.

by BoztonFocis May 23, 2018

Gooch fur

Refers to the normally hairy region between your balls and asshole

My buddy said that he needed to shave totally bald for this lady he was dating, gooch fur and everything.

by Trout wrangler March 6, 2021