Throat Goat

Someone who are the greatest of all time at deep throat.

Person 1: I'm such I'm the greatest of all time at Deep Throat!
person 2: OMG RLLY!! CAN YOU SHOW ME?
Person 1: Okay Sure I'll show you that I am Throat Goat

by Thr0atG0at March 24, 2021

goats eye

The Arabian Goats Eye is a cock ring with a goats eye attached around it for extra pleasure.

Have 1,001 Arabian orgasms! Soak the Goats Eye in warm water 5 minutes before sex and place around the shaft. During erection the ring will tighten itself and with each thrust the fine hairs will stimulate the clitoris and the opening to the vagina.

The pressure of the Goats Eye can also help maintain erections. Size of an orgasm!

Jonathan placed the goats eye over his rock hard penis and began instering his member into his parner (a random homeless man found on the streets of Leeds, UK). His partner chuckled with delite as the goats eye tickled his tender rectum before he screamed and Jon released his creamy load over his partners sweating back.

by Rob Hogsmith January 09, 2006

Goat house

A place in Boulder Colorado where men can frolic around free from oppressive women.

"Hey man, you going to the goat house tonight?"
"Yeah dude, gotta get my frolic on!"

"We're meeting up at the goat house before going to the creek".

by shrim December 13, 2012

goat cheezed

to take the sweat from your balls and gooch and wipe it on some poor dumbasses face. focus on mouth and nose.

kirk neville pissed me off so i goat cheezed his ass!

by gotcheezed? March 21, 2006

dirty goat

a horny vagina

Bitch! Go feed your dirty goat!

My dirty goat is so hungry it might eat the whole neighborhood.

by Feenie Feen May 16, 2012

mountain goat

When a couple has doggy style sex and the man keeps pushing the girl toward the edge of the bed until she almost falls off. She is then forced to clamber onto the edge of the bed with her fists like a mountain goat climbing down a mountain

Guy 1: Dude that exchange student hailey is in hospital
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: cause ben tried to do a mountain goat but the dumb bitch fell off the bed

by latte drinking maths lover May 07, 2011

throat goating

When a woman performing oral sex makes a wierd noice whilst being choked

Throat goating - nice to hear you throat goating

by your wife loves high fives October 31, 2013