Florida

There's three things you'll find in Florida: golf, old people, and bad weather.

Florida should be called "Hell with Humidity".

by the cold hard bitch August 4, 2012

florida

the southern version of California, except with crazier weather and less interesting people.

florida is like california but california is still the best!

by JonnyXYZ December 30, 2008

Florida OR Germany

The decision on which place Arnold Schqatxasadasdjdneggar should stay in - home country Germany or the governated Florida.

"Flawreeda or Shermany..." - Arnold

by Arnold Schwa' December 6, 2003

Florida Funlick

Florida is shaped like a dildo with a handle.

Therfore, a florida funlick is a position when a man takes the dildo with a handle and sticks it in the asshole of a woman. the woman, through a very difficult maneuver, licks the asshole of the man. Therefore it is fun.

Dude we totally had a florida funlick last night!!

I know it was sick!!

by Joebammofo January 26, 2009

Floridawg

Used to describe a dog, or any other animal living in Florida, with which it is now legal for a human to have sex with, thanks to that state's lift of the ban on zoophilia.

Every once in awhile you can find a Floridawg thread on /b/...quickly followed by about 300 pictures of furries yiffing

by ThReMe May 17, 2010

Florida Wack a Hole

You take two girls laying on top of each other, the one on the bottom is face up and the one on the top is face down so they are looking at each other, then you have them spread their legs. You have a guy standing near them with a blind fold on and he starts poking and you see how long it takes him to find a hole.

Man last night it only took me 12 seconds to get in in the Florida Wack a Hole.

by DNTechs October 16, 2010

Florida Maracca

A jar full of prescription pain pills that when shaken in hand, the sounds resembles that of a maracca.

There's a pain pill epidemic that allows out of state citizens to drive to Florida, get diagnosed and buy pills for cash at the same clinic. Pills like oxy's, roxy's, xanax, Percocet, vicadin etc...

I drove down south this weekend to buy pills for cash again.... Now when I go out to the bar tonight all I have to do is shake that Florida Maracca and all the women come running. Gets me laid every time!

by Don'tSpaceCakes October 28, 2013