Fiona

A torta lesbian, who is soooo CLINGY. She wont leave your side for a second and also lowkey smells like shit. Her brother is the best, but you can never see him without seeing Fiona. She's a bit of a crafty vet and has a glass chin, so she constantly gets mauled. She thinks she's the lion. Bottom line is to never date a Fiona. I think i'm in love with Fiona.

Gavin Madan: I think I impregnated Fiona
Person 2: No, you didn't.

by BigBaller2025 May 1, 2025

Fiona

A person who exhibits the most astounding absence of thought mid-sentence, or even at the start of a sentence.

"Guys I forgot where I put the.... ummmmm.... shaboingadoing thingy."
"Okay Fiona."

by ShartyFarty3001 July 13, 2025

Fitanthrope

A person who treats people differently based on the judgment of their outfits and their sense of fashion

Ann didn't even bother looking at Cynthia as she was waving at her, what a fitanthrope.

by Quen.asf July 14, 2025

Fiona

Fiona is amazing, caring and the best friend you are searching for. If you ever meet a Fiona, you will instantly fall in love! All the guys fall for her, and would do anything to be with her! She is super smart, funny and amazing. Her beautiful green eyes will take you in!

Omg, it's Fiona!!! My bestest friend in the whole world!!

by KARen!! September 13, 2025

Fiona

God.

“Today I worshipped Fiona at the altar”

by Babyangel1111 October 23, 2025

fioning

To fion (v). To pretend to be aware of something or an inside joke when you are not.

Bro, you did not go to kindergarten with us. Stop fioning!

by trevor duhaime December 12, 2025

fioning

To pretend to have been there for a particular event when you were not; to pretend to know an inside joke.

"Bro, you were not there. You're fioning!"

by trevor duhaime December 17, 2025