Not to be confused with the common sausage fest, a burrito fest is to be held as the highest standard for penis gauging, and sizing. One places a fully loaded 5 layer burrito around his cock to check for length and stench retention. If he ejaculates upon entry it has been long told that he is now a man, and is ritualized similarly to a bar mitzvah. Once the ritual has been completed and the man has finished inside the 5 layer burrito all of the previously initiated men release their semen into the burrito. It is usually only 2 other men. Making it a 7 layer burrito. He then eats the burrito.
Fin was about to become a man! But he backed out on his burrito fest because it was quote “too gay”
Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!
Fin-dude you’re gay.
Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!
Fin-dude you’re gay.
by The man bro December 06, 2020
A titty fest occurs when a woman of interest to another shows her equal interest by acompanying her suitor to a semi-private space and unexpectedly exposing her bare breasts to the suitor, enthusiastically grabing the head of her suitor, and joyously rubbing said suitor's face on and between her breasts to the equally surprised and excited suitor.
Eventhough she caught him looking at her breasts more than once in conversation, Monica and Sam hit it off when she laughed at some of his jokes during their group fundraising event. At the afterparty, he made her laugh some more and was rewarded with a quick titty fest in a bathroom stall.
by Juan Juevos December 01, 2022
1. When a group of people are in a office telling lame ass stories.
2. When your doing lame stuff at work you don't want to do.
2. When your doing lame stuff at work you don't want to do.
by Hodor91 June 01, 2018
Sausage fest; when an event has way too many men looking for women. The ratio is off and the vibes are wack. All you can do is drink tequila and cope
by MxSedusa May 22, 2025
Sausage fest; when an event has way too many men all looking for women. The ratios is off and the vibe is wack. All you can do is drink tequila and cope
by MxSedusa May 22, 2025
When a group of individuals connect to contemplate or dwell on their success or another's misfortune.
Person 1: Those inner-city professionals really love Linked IN.
Person 2: Yeah it is like a gloat-fest on that platform.
Person 2: Yeah it is like a gloat-fest on that platform.
by Becks9000 August 05, 2019
the most dissapointing thing any one has ever bein to 10 dolars to get in 23 dolalrs for ribs and not one single fat guy. the most disapointing thing a rib lover has ever bein to. rib fest more liek piss fest
a.j: i cant fucking believe these prices at rib fest im pissed i actuayl dreamed about this last night
b.j.: fuck my life.
b.j.: fuck my life.
by mackdaddy plotts April 12, 2008