fanny haddock

tampon jamrag

lisa was cooking for twelve when she became flustered. "where did i throw that fanny haddock?" she panicked "Oh NO, NO, i chucked it in the damn tomato soup!"

by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003

fanny weasle

A guy who for reasons unknown to mankind manages to worm his way inside the vaginas of fit girls, despite a complete lack of any attractive qualities.

"u hear that Jonny Vegas got with Rhiana?"
"duuude, what a fanny weasle"

by bastante March 10, 2013

slaggy fanny

A term refering to a person who has a lack of moral fibres.

addicted to both drugs and sex.
(incl. alcohol)

Loved by males with low self respect.

Sophie's a reet slaggy fanny

by nitrosamines August 1, 2008

Fanny Winker

A fanny winker is a skirt that is way too short to be acceptable to wear in public.

"Hey did you see Stacey last night?"
"Yeah dude she was wearing a total fanny winker!"

"Dude did you see Staceys fanny winker last night?"
"Yeah I saw ass cheek and everything!"

by *Moon+Stars* August 2, 2015

fanny attack

when some is shouting about something they are having a fanny attck. or if they are getting over excited.

karina: sammi this is not on you put too much vodka in my drink, are you crazy??
Sammi: jezzz karina, calm down, dont have a fanny attack!!

by poppopcorn December 5, 2013

fanny rope

1. the umbilical chord.

2. a collection of female pubes bound tightly in the form of a dredlock.

1. doctor this babies fanny rope hasn't been cut yet shall i do the honours?

2. so while my girlfriend was sleeping last night i shaved off all her pubes and made fanny rope.

by splatt :D October 5, 2008

fanni wanni

another term for calling someone a pussy. Usually used when talking to someone below you in status.

The man called his girlfriend a fanni wanni, and then told her to go do his laundry

by mcboss September 29, 2010