fanny haddock

tampon jamrag

lisa was cooking for twelve when she became flustered. "where did i throw that fanny haddock?" she panicked "Oh NO, NO, i chucked it in the damn tomato soup!"

by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003

fanny rope

1. the umbilical chord.

2. a collection of female pubes bound tightly in the form of a dredlock.

1. doctor this babies fanny rope hasn't been cut yet shall i do the honours?

2. so while my girlfriend was sleeping last night i shaved off all her pubes and made fanny rope.

by splatt :D October 5, 2008

fanny weasle

A guy who for reasons unknown to mankind manages to worm his way inside the vaginas of fit girls, despite a complete lack of any attractive qualities.

"u hear that Jonny Vegas got with Rhiana?"
"duuude, what a fanny weasle"

by bastante March 10, 2013

fanni wanni

another term for calling someone a pussy. Usually used when talking to someone below you in status.

The man called his girlfriend a fanni wanni, and then told her to go do his laundry

by mcboss September 29, 2010

Psycho fanny

When a female becomes dangerously aggressive in a social situation. This can cause the conversation to become awkward, but it will often descend into laughter about the female's ridiculous lack of social skills. This laughter is best done subtly.

Hey, love, enough with the psycho fanny!

by Mr. Offensive March 1, 2015

Fanny scrounger

A fanny scrounger is a person, so addicted to fanny that they will literally shag anything that gets them aroused. This ranges from other people all the way to animals, the deceased and fat women ( its impressive how people can even find the fanny on some of these land whales )

“Did you see Neil the other day banging Doris the diabetic bird from Lincoln, he’s such a fanny scrounger”

by Large_Falice February 22, 2022

fanny fan

A fan for your butt.

The bleachers were hot, so Sally used a fanny fan to keep her butt cool.

by Nolan Ryan Jr. May 1, 2011